FVZA: Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency #1

Props to our sister organization, The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. They've got their own comic! Meanwhile, we have to buy our own coffee... more

No Room Left in Hell

Tango Echo provides an overview of zombies from A to Z. more

How To Make Your Very Own Zombie

Don't get any ideas.

Wait, why are we posting this? more

Zombie Signs

Please note that these are not signs you're a zombie. They're signs. About zombies. more

The 37 Greatest Zombie Triumphs

You might think that an article labeled "zombie triumphs" would be about when the zombies win. Fortunately, this article has nothing to do with that. more

Animatronic Zombie

Shoot! SHOOT! more

Zombie Rights Campaign

We believe in all kinds of zombie rights.

They have the right to be blown to bits by a shotgun.

...the right to a frontal lobotomy courtesy of an NCRPC agent.

...the right to be hacked up, chainsawed, axed, torn, slashed, shredded, melted, burned, exploded, squashed, crushed, and otherwise mutilated. more

Now they have a prom...

Will the zombie rights never end? more

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage...

Then comes...more zombies, we guess. more

Zombie Wedding Cake

If you can find a woman willing to have this as her wedding cake, she's a keeper. more

5 Ways to Accidentally Start a Zombie Apocalypse

Don't get any ideas. more

Barbie of the Undead

Because somebody had to. more

Sanjay Gupta Cites Zombies as "Good Example"

Too Many Zombies

We agree. This blog, however, seems to confuse zombies with month-old Twinkies dressed in outfits. more

Zombies...in...SPAAAAACE!

Fortunately, the NCRPC's jurisdiction only extends as far as Earth's atmosphere, so if you've got a zombie infestation on another spaceship, planet, dimension or what have you, you're on your own. more

5 Websites During The Zombie Apocalypse

This is how it will all go down...on the Interwebs. more

World Zombie Day is October 11

Make sure your shotguns are loaded. more

CDC Report Finds Zombie Eating Habits Unhealthy

A new study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (our parent division) finds that most American zombies do not eat the recommended daily amounts of brains and other proteins. Officials say that if the trend is not checked, it could put a large portion of the zombie population at risk for premature re-death. more

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

They're all true. more

Ultimate Zombie Strike Team

It's nice of IGN to profile us every once in awhile. more

THE 13 MOST BAD ASS ZOMBIE KILLERS

Now here's an article we can get behind! more

The Zen of Zombie

These crazies are trying to make zombies out to be some sort of spiritual pinnacle to be emulated. We disagree. With a shotgun. more

Pathogen

A movie made by a twelve-year-old. Seriously.

Zombies Are Dating

We should have figured...they were already getting married, so now we know how they meet up.

The 20 Weirdest Zombie Movies Ever Made

The title says it all! more

Now that you're a zombie...

...you should probably learn how to act like one.

Do It Yourself Zombies

Actually, it's more "do it to yourself." Not that we'd know why you'd want to do such a thing. more

Zombie Boot Camp

It's bad enough if you're a zombie. But you've really hit rock bottom when you have to be TRAINED TO BE A ZOMBIE. How hard is it to stumble around moaning like a moron? Thousands of people do it every night and they're not even undead!

Wastin' Away Again in Zombaritaville

Now there are zombies infecting song lyrics. This madman perverts songs into zombie-shambling abominations...and it's not just limited to Jimmy Buffett! more

The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks Trailer

Max Brooks, creator of The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, returns with a brand new saga of terror. Those who don't learn from zombie history are condemned to repeat it.

Obama's New Health Plan: Chainsaw to the Brain

That's right, they went there. In a comic, anyway.

Hail to the King baby! more

Zombies in the Hood(ie)

This isn't just a hoodie, it's a ZOMBIE HOODIE which makes it much more manly. more

Two-fer Zombie Shirt

Your zombie shirts suck. Know why? Because your shirt DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. This one does. So there. more

SpongebrrrrRRAAAAAAAINNS Squarepants

Pretty sure this doesn't need an explanation.

*checks again*

Yep, still sure.

Hey! Zombies Are Animals Too!

Wait. That came out wrong. Oh well, it's true. more

Bloggers Crave Brains

Or just blog a lot about zombies. Whatever. This is a comprehensive article that's not just out to grab hits because it has the word zombie in it. We would never do that...

ZOMBIEZOMBIEZOMBIEZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBITY ZOMBIE!

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Zombies Eat NPR

Or at least get spoken about on NPR as a topic of discussion. Which is almost the same thing. more

Zombie Economics

Because zombies aren't boring enough by themselves. more

President Evil

Zombie Politics

Which political party do zombies subscribe to? The one with the most brains. Insert joke here. more

Three Words: Zombie. Jello. Mold.

At any point in time, these three words may well be found together. Moldy zombies? Check. Zombie mold? Check. Jello zombies? Uh, sure. more

Jenna Jameson: A Real Man--Oh, Right

There's only so many ways to talk about hotties and zombies, so we'll just leave it at this: Jenna Jameson. Zombies. Strippers. That should goose the hit counter a bit. more

Keeping Your Brain Minty Fresh

Let's face it, zombies stink. But they'll stink a little less with these zombie mints. more

Megan Fox: A Real Maneater

Model-turned-actress Megan Fox can't wait to sink her teeth into her next role - as a demon-possessed man eater. more

Zombies take over the world

Okay, so maybe we were wrong about the swine flu/zombie thing. But they are definitely taking over pop culture! more

Wedding Zombie Cakes

Never mind the whole, "why would a zombie get married?" question. There's a zombie wedding cake topper. Oddly, you can't actually eat this cake topper. more

Zombie Singles

It's come to this. Zombies, who can't even reproduce the good old-fashioned way, are now looking for love. No worse, they're actually trying to date first. Which is a bit like a zombie politely asking if it can eat your brains.

Do you know how many zombies we know who ask first and eat later? None.

So why God WHY are they trying to DATE EACH OTHER? more

Journalism Versus the Zombies

On the surface, they both have a lot in common: shambling without purpose, in a twilight state between half-living and half-dead, and--if the well-publicized recent gaffes of newspapers are any indication--incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence. So who wins when they destroy each other? We do! more

Visual Guide to the ZSG...with Legos!

Every good zombie slayer has Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. But if you're the type who likes books with pictures in them, then this handy visual guide is for you.

We're not saying you're stupid or anything. We're also not sarcastic. At all. Ever. more

The Big Toy Hut LEGO Zombie Contest

Yes, the contest is already over, but so what? This is an awesome recreation of zombies. If they were really blocky zombies. more

How to Prepare Zombie Chicken

What's next? Zombie Soup for the Soul? more

The neuropsychology of zombies

Science on the Screen at the Coolidge Corner Theatre will sponsor a showing of the classic zombie film "Night of the Living Dead," preceded by a talk by Dr. Steven Schlozman -- zombie enthusiast and assistant professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School. Technically, it's the neuropsychology of zombie apocalypse of survivors, but who's counting? more

Zombies Are the New Vampires

Which is a compliment, actually. The article compares vampires to big banks, and zombies to their customers.

Okay so wait...that's not really a compliment. more

Shambler in Chief

Depending on your perspective of government and banks, these t-shirts are either ironic or truthful. more

Great, Now They've Got a Day

World Zombie Day. For crying out loud! more

Zombie Movie Preparedness Kit

Because the truly prepared don't just prepare for the zombie apocalypse, they prepare for MOVIES involving the zombie apocalypse. more

Dead Set...On Eating Reality Contestants

When the zombie apocalypse comes, it only makes sense that people will hole up in the Big Brother house, right? Dead Set is a British television show about people who decide to do precisely that.

Now if we can just get the zombies to attack during an actual taping of Big Brother...more

FVZA to Get Its Own Comic!

Our friends over at the Federal Vampire And Zombie Agency are going to get their very own comic!

We are SOOOOO jealous! Go FVZA! more

It All Started in '03

We've been telling you this for years, but nobody listens: the zombie wave started in 2003. Oh sure, zombies have been around forever. But 2003 was when it all went south and it's been a downhill brain-eating slide ever since.

We hate to admit it, but zombies are taking over. But that's okay. Killing zombies is our business. And business is good. more

Lost Zombies 4 the Win!

Lost Zombies, the social network whose goal is to document the zombie apocalypse and create the world’s first community generated zombie documentary, won this year's People's Choice Awards at the South By Southwest Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas. Go zombies!

No, wait, we mean, KILL ZOMBIES! more

Re Your Brains

Jonathan Coulton sings what every zombie is thinking: they want to eat your brains. While this may seem self-evident, we feel obligated to point out that supporting Coulton is one of the kinder karmic things you can do in the Internet universe. Because he sings about zombies. And mad scientists. And GLaDOS. more

Say It Loud, Say it Proud

Just in case you're a freelancer, here's a great logo to let the world know what you do in your spare time. more

More Zombie Classes

Here at NCRPC, we encourage the public to educate him-, her-, and itself about the zombie threat. If you can't visit Alabama State University, Columbia College offers a similar class: Zombies in Popular Media. And remember, knowing is half the battle! more

Blog of the Living Dead

One illustration of a zombie each day. Consider it a target recognition guide. Some of it's in German though. Don't say we didn't warn you. more

Avon Releases the Apocalypse

Avon, the makers of cosmetics, is secretly Umbrella Corp, the maker of cosmetics that turn you into zombies.

What, don't believe us? See the two products side-by-side, below.





Don't say we didn't warn you!

Are You Educated About Zombies?

No? Then take Zombies! The Living Dead in Literature, a zombie class at Alabama State University. It concludes with a zombie walk. Which is sort of like throwing a toga party after you studied Greek literature.

Hey wait a minute, that's an AWESOME idea! more

Lost Zombies

Lost your zombie, have you? Well that's what you get for not shooting them in the brain, chopping their head off, and stuffing the mouth full of holy wafers. Or was it salt? Whatever...shame on you for losing your zombie! Fortunately, there's help for losers like you: http://www.lostzombies.com. Lost Zombies is a social network whose goal is to document the zombie apocalypse and create the world’s first community generated zombie documentary.

Now you know. Keep the damn thing on a leash next time.

Happy National Zombie Awareness Week!

No seriously. March 2 through 8 is National Zombie Awareness Week.

In Australia. Which explains some things.

But not everything. more

Disney Zombies

Originally written for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), Disney Zombies is an imagining of what happens when the stories from our childhood are threatened by an undead plague. more

Zombie Film: Dozers

Indie moviemaker Don Adams gave Fango the exclusive first look at the updated trailer (with additional zombie action) and some photos from DOZERS, his latest collaboration with fellow writer/director/producer Harry James Picardi. more

Humans vs. Zombies Back on Campus

The game, in essence, is a heavily modified game of tag. Though the Henderson game sports a hefty rule set, spanning almost seven pages, the main rules can be boiled down to a paragraph. The game starts out with all players being "humans." One player is selected to be the first "zombie." This zombie must go out and tag the humans. Once a human is tagged, he or she becomes another zombie. Humans prevent zombies from tagging them by blasting them with their Nerf guns or tossing balled-up socks at them. A successful blast results in a 15-minute freeze time, ala freeze tag. Zombies "die" when they do not tag someone for two days. The game ends when one of the following happens: when all the zombies "die" or when all the humans become zombies. more

Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, "Zombies Ahead." [MORE]

I Was a Regency Zombie

These days, America is menaced by zombie banks and zombie computers. What’s next, a zombie Jane Austen? In fact, yes. more

War and Social Upheaval Cause Spikes in Zombie Movie Production

Is there really a connection between zombie movies and social unrest? We decided to do some research and find out. The result? We've got a line graph showing the number of zombie movies coming out in the West each year since 1910 — and there are definite spikes during certain years, which always seem to happen eerily close to historical events involving war or social upheaval. more