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Saturday, March 20, 2010

The Zombie Apocalypse Flowchart

The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Flow Chart


Friday, February 19, 2010

Zombie vs. Shark Poster

Zombie vs. shark, from the movie zombie. Because really, who cares what the movie's about...ZOMBIES VS. SHARKS!


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Zombie Jewelry

Pictures say it all:


Friday, February 5, 2010

Zombies vs. Unicorns

All zombies must die!

Which is why we're voting for unicorns! more


Thursday, February 4, 2010

Animated Zombie Movie

Check out this one and a half minute teaser trailer that hopes to grow up some day and be a full blown movie! Bernie Goldmann is working with writer Haylar Garcia and director Ben Hibon (directed video game Heavenly Sword) to get the green light on making this into a full length movie. The creative team is looking to shake up the zombie genre a little and hopes this teaser trailer will get them the funding needed. Check out the latest in viral video. more


Saturday, January 30, 2010

Hardly Working: Zombie Bite

It's just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

The Zombie Coloring Book

Do you like Zombies? And coloring books? Well you’re in luck, because the The Zombie Colouring Book is now officially up for sale!! Send your order to, provide your mailing address and number of copies. They’re going for $7.00 each (plus shipping). more


Monday, January 18, 2010

Is That a Zombie in Your Pocket?

Or are you just really unhappy to see me? more


Saturday, January 9, 2010

Man vs. Zombies

On December 14, one man woke up to find himself infested in a world with zombies. Or at least, he's tweeting like it is. This man, Gus, in Miami, Florida has been tweeting relentlessly for the past month as if the world is at and end. more


Friday, January 8, 2010

Commit web suicide & win points as a Zombie

The two machines that allow people to commit virtual suicide are ‘Web 2.0 suicide machine’ and the Japanese ‘Seppukoo, no doubt there are more, but we will only cover these two. Before we look into the reasons why Facebook has banned these applications, lets look at what the systems offer. They basically give social networkers the ability remove their online presence, letting then delete your social-networking profiles not accounts, kill off their virtual friends and wipe clean their Web2.0 alter ego. more


Thursday, December 31, 2009

Zombie Popcorn

Because who doesn't like popcorn that slowly rots your brain and never dies?

Oh wait, that's buttered popcorn. more

Zombie Popcorn


Saturday, December 26, 2009

Army of Darkness Omnibus

Devour your fill of Army of Darkness in the first ever Army of Darkness Omnibus now available for order through Diamond Previews! S-Mart worker, horror hero and professional zombie killer Ash Williams is back in over 450 pages of Dynamite'sArmy of Darkness written by Andy ( Danger Girl) Hartnell, James (Freddy vs. Ash vs. Jason) Kuhoric, Robert (The Walking Dead) Kirkman and many more! more


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Obama vs. Zombies

Tee of the Day: “Obama vs. Zombies” by Chris Piers for Etsy seller Tina Seamonster. “Some days we just want to see Obama hit a zombie in the face.” Some days = those ending in “y.” [via.]Well he IS our commander in chief. more


Friday, December 18, 2009

Zombie Star Wars

Speaking of two great tastes...zombies and Star Wars? Not only are the comics doing it, the animated series is doing it too (via brain worms, but hey, who's counting?). more


It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies

No seriously. Look out your window. They're falling everywhere. Merry Christmas!


The Inexplicable Adventures Of "Zombie vs. Ninja"

Two great tastes that go great together, even when they're trying to kill (or rekill) each other. more


Sunday, December 13, 2009

A Very Zombie Christmas

A Very Zombie Christmas #1 (2009 - One-Shot)He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be good or he'll eat your brains! more


Thursday, December 10, 2009

Silent Night, Zombie Night

"I hate to break it to you, but I don't think Santa's coming this year."

Oh yes. Yes he is.



Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I'm Dreaming of a Shambling Christmas Christmas? If it came with a shotgun, maybe. more


Saturday, December 5, 2009

Zombie Reagan Raised from Grave to Lead GOP

Wait...Reagan's dead?

Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP more


Tuesday, December 1, 2009

We’re Alive: Zombie Podcast

It had to happen eventually. The zombie apocalypse gets its own podcast. more


Friday, November 27, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Zombie thanksHappy Thanksgiving! May all your zombies never be full. more


Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Zombie Holiday Cards nothing says Happy Holidays like dead people. more


Saturday, November 7, 2009

FVZA: Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency #1

Props to our sister organization, The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency. They've got their own comic! Meanwhile, we have to buy our own coffee... more


Monday, November 2, 2009

No Room Left in Hell

Tango Echo provides an overview of zombies from A to Z. more


Thursday, October 29, 2009

How To Make Your Very Own Zombie

Don't get any ideas.

Wait, why are we posting this? more


Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Zombie Signs

Zombie Road SignsPlease note that these are not signs you're a zombie. They're signs. About zombies. more


The 37 Greatest Zombie Triumphs

You might think that an article labeled "zombie triumphs" would be about when the zombies win. Fortunately, this article has nothing to do with that. more


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Animatronic Zombie

Shoot! SHOOT! more


Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Zombie Rights Campaign

We believe in all kinds of zombie rights.

They have the right to be blown to bits by a shotgun.

...the right to a frontal lobotomy courtesy of an NCRPC agent.

...the right to be hacked up, chainsawed, axed, torn, slashed, shredded, melted, burned, exploded, squashed, crushed, and otherwise mutilated. more


Now they have a prom...

Will the zombie rights never end? more


Tuesday, October 20, 2009

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage...

Then comes...more zombies, we guess. more


Zombie Wedding Cake

zombie-wedding-cakeIf you can find a woman willing to have this as her wedding cake, she's a keeper. more


Monday, October 19, 2009

5 Ways to Accidentally Start a Zombie Apocalypse

Don't get any ideas. more


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Barbie of the Undead

Because somebody had to. more


Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Sanjay Gupta Cites Zombies as "Good Example"


Too Many Zombies

We agree. This blog, however, seems to confuse zombies with month-old Twinkies dressed in outfits. more


Fortunately, the NCRPC's jurisdiction only extends as far as Earth's atmosphere, so if you've got a zombie infestation on another spaceship, planet, dimension or what have you, you're on your own. more


Saturday, October 10, 2009

5 Websites During The Zombie Apocalypse

This is how it will all go down...on the Interwebs. more


Thursday, October 8, 2009

World Zombie Day is October 11 sure your shotguns are loaded. more


CDC Report Finds Zombie Eating Habits Unhealthy

CDC Report Finds Zombie Eating Habits UnhealthyA new study by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (our parent division) finds that most American zombies do not eat the recommended daily amounts of brains and other proteins. Officials say that if the trend is not checked, it could put a large portion of the zombie population at risk for premature re-death. more


Wednesday, September 30, 2009

5 Reasons You Secretly Want a Zombie Apocalypse

They're all true. more


Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Ultimate Zombie Strike Team

It's nice of IGN to profile us every once in awhile. more


Monday, September 7, 2009


Now here's an article we can get behind! more


The Zen of Zombie

These crazies are trying to make zombies out to be some sort of spiritual pinnacle to be emulated. We disagree. With a shotgun. more


Saturday, September 5, 2009


A movie made by a twelve-year-old. Seriously.


Zombies Are Dating

We should have figured...they were already getting married, so now we know how they meet up.


The 20 Weirdest Zombie Movies Ever Made

The title says it all! more


Now that you're a zombie... should probably learn how to act like one.


Do It Yourself Zombies

Actually, it's more "do it to yourself." Not that we'd know why you'd want to do such a thing. more


Sunday, August 23, 2009

Zombie Boot Camp

It's bad enough if you're a zombie. But you've really hit rock bottom when you have to be TRAINED TO BE A ZOMBIE. How hard is it to stumble around moaning like a moron? Thousands of people do it every night and they're not even undead!


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wastin' Away Again in Zombaritaville

Now there are zombies infecting song lyrics. This madman perverts songs into zombie-shambling abominations...and it's not just limited to Jimmy Buffett! more


Monday, August 10, 2009

The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks Trailer

Max Brooks, creator of The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, returns with a brand new saga of terror. Those who don't learn from zombie history are condemned to repeat it.


Friday, August 7, 2009

Obama's New Health Plan: Chainsaw to the Brain

That's right, they went there. In a comic, anyway.

Hail to the King baby! more


Thursday, August 6, 2009

Zombies in the Hood(ie)

 Static Custom Reversible hoodie by Electric Zombie (and theyve got a sale on too)This isn't just a hoodie, it's a ZOMBIE HOODIE which makes it much more manly. more


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Two-fer Zombie Shirt

[zombie-tshirt-03.jpg]Your zombie shirts suck. Know why? Because your shirt DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. This one does. So there. more


Monday, July 13, 2009

SpongebrrrrRRAAAAAAAINNS Squarepants

[Sponge1.jpg]Pretty sure this doesn't need an explanation.

*checks again*

Yep, still sure.


Sunday, July 12, 2009

Hey! Zombies Are Animals Too!

Wait. That came out wrong. Oh well, it's true. more


Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Bloggers Crave Brains

Or just blog a lot about zombies. Whatever. This is a comprehensive article that's not just out to grab hits because it has the word zombie in it. We would never do that...




Zombies Eat NPR

Or at least get spoken about on NPR as a topic of discussion. Which is almost the same thing. more


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Zombie Economics

Because zombies aren't boring enough by themselves. more


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

President Evil


Friday, June 19, 2009

Zombie Politics

Which political party do zombies subscribe to? The one with the most brains. Insert joke here. more


Saturday, June 6, 2009

Three Words: Zombie. Jello. Mold.

At any point in time, these three words may well be found together. Moldy zombies? Check. Zombie mold? Check. Jello zombies? Uh, sure. more


Thursday, May 14, 2009

Jenna Jameson: A Real Man--Oh, Right

There's only so many ways to talk about hotties and zombies, so we'll just leave it at this: Jenna Jameson. Zombies. Strippers. That should goose the hit counter a bit. more


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Keeping Your Brain Minty Fresh

Zombie MintsLet's face it, zombies stink. But they'll stink a little less with these zombie mints. more


Megan Fox: A Real Maneater Megan Fox can't wait to sink her teeth into her next role - as a demon-possessed man eater. more


Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Zombies take over the world, so maybe we were wrong about the swine flu/zombie thing. But they are definitely taking over pop culture! more


Sunday, May 3, 2009

Wedding Zombie Cakes Never mind the whole, "why would a zombie get married?" question. There's a zombie wedding cake topper. Oddly, you can't actually eat this cake topper. more


Monday, April 27, 2009

Zombie Singles

It's come to this. Zombies, who can't even reproduce the good old-fashioned way, are now looking for love. No worse, they're actually trying to date first. Which is a bit like a zombie politely asking if it can eat your brains.

Do you know how many zombies we know who ask first and eat later? None.

So why God WHY are they trying to DATE EACH OTHER? more


Journalism Versus the Zombies

On the surface, they both have a lot in common: shambling without purpose, in a twilight state between half-living and half-dead, and--if the well-publicized recent gaffes of newspapers are any indication--incapable of stringing together a coherent sentence. So who wins when they destroy each other? We do! more


Friday, April 24, 2009

Visual Guide to the ZSG...with Legos!

Every good zombie slayer has Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide. But if you're the type who likes books with pictures in them, then this handy visual guide is for you.

We're not saying you're stupid or anything. We're also not sarcastic. At all. Ever. more


The Big Toy Hut LEGO Zombie Contest

Yes, the contest is already over, but so what? This is an awesome recreation of zombies. If they were really blocky zombies. more


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

How to Prepare Zombie Chicken

[ZombieChicken.jpg]What's next? Zombie Soup for the Soul? more


Friday, April 10, 2009

The neuropsychology of zombies

Science on the Screen at the Coolidge Corner Theatre will sponsor a showing of the classic zombie film "Night of the Living Dead," preceded by a talk by Dr. Steven Schlozman -- zombie enthusiast and assistant professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School. Technically, it's the neuropsychology of zombie apocalypse of survivors, but who's counting? more


Thursday, April 9, 2009

Zombies Are the New Vampires

Which is a compliment, actually. The article compares vampires to big banks, and zombies to their customers.

Okay so wait...that's not really a compliment. more


Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Shambler in Chief on your perspective of government and banks, these t-shirts are either ironic or truthful. more


Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Great, Now They've Got a Day

World Zombie Day. For crying out loud! more


Sunday, March 22, 2009

Zombie Movie Preparedness Kit

Because the truly prepared don't just prepare for the zombie apocalypse, they prepare for MOVIES involving the zombie apocalypse. more

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Thursday, March 19, 2009

Dead Set...On Eating Reality Contestants the zombie apocalypse comes, it only makes sense that people will hole up in the Big Brother house, right? Dead Set is a British television show about people who decide to do precisely that.

Now if we can just get the zombies to attack during an actual taping of Big Brother...more


FVZA to Get Its Own Comic!

Our friends over at the Federal Vampire And Zombie Agency are going to get their very own comic!

We are SOOOOO jealous! Go FVZA! more


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

It All Started in '03

We've been telling you this for years, but nobody listens: the zombie wave started in 2003. Oh sure, zombies have been around forever. But 2003 was when it all went south and it's been a downhill brain-eating slide ever since.

We hate to admit it, but zombies are taking over. But that's okay. Killing zombies is our business. And business is good. more


Monday, March 16, 2009

Lost Zombies 4 the Win!

Lost Zombies, the social network whose goal is to document the zombie apocalypse and create the world’s first community generated zombie documentary, won this year's People's Choice Awards at the South By Southwest Interactive Festival in Austin, Texas. Go zombies!

No, wait, we mean, KILL ZOMBIES! more


Sunday, March 15, 2009

Re Your Brains

Jonathan Coulton sings what every zombie is thinking: they want to eat your brains. While this may seem self-evident, we feel obligated to point out that supporting Coulton is one of the kinder karmic things you can do in the Internet universe. Because he sings about zombies. And mad scientists. And GLaDOS. more


Say It Loud, Say it Proud in case you're a freelancer, here's a great logo to let the world know what you do in your spare time. more


More Zombie Classes

Here at NCRPC, we encourage the public to educate him-, her-, and itself about the zombie threat. If you can't visit Alabama State University, Columbia College offers a similar class: Zombies in Popular Media. And remember, knowing is half the battle! more


Sunday, March 8, 2009

Blog of the Living Dead

Blog Of The Living Dead - An Illustrative Zombie Blog One illustration of a zombie each day. Consider it a target recognition guide. Some of it's in German though. Don't say we didn't warn you. more


Saturday, March 7, 2009

Avon Releases the Apocalypse

Avon, the makers of cosmetics, is secretly Umbrella Corp, the maker of cosmetics that turn you into zombies.

What, don't believe us? See the two products side-by-side, below.

Don't say we didn't warn you!


Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Are You Educated About Zombies?

No? Then take Zombies! The Living Dead in Literature, a zombie class at Alabama State University. It concludes with a zombie walk. Which is sort of like throwing a toga party after you studied Greek literature.

Hey wait a minute, that's an AWESOME idea! more


Lost Zombies

Lost your zombie, have you? Well that's what you get for not shooting them in the brain, chopping their head off, and stuffing the mouth full of holy wafers. Or was it salt? Whatever...shame on you for losing your zombie! Fortunately, there's help for losers like you: Lost Zombies is a social network whose goal is to document the zombie apocalypse and create the world’s first community generated zombie documentary.

Now you know. Keep the damn thing on a leash next time.


Happy National Zombie Awareness Week!

Header for National Zombie Awareness Week, in association with National Consumer Fraud Week
No seriously. March 2 through 8 is National Zombie Awareness Week.

In Australia. Which explains some things.

But not everything. more


Monday, March 2, 2009

Disney Zombies

Originally written for National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo), Disney Zombies is an imagining of what happens when the stories from our childhood are threatened by an undead plague. more


Friday, February 27, 2009

Zombie Film: Dozers

Indie moviemaker Don Adams gave Fango the exclusive first look at the updated trailer (with additional zombie action) and some photos from DOZERS, his latest collaboration with fellow writer/director/producer Harry James Picardi. more


Monday, February 23, 2009

Humans vs. Zombies Back on Campus

The game, in essence, is a heavily modified game of tag. Though the Henderson game sports a hefty rule set, spanning almost seven pages, the main rules can be boiled down to a paragraph. The game starts out with all players being "humans." One player is selected to be the first "zombie." This zombie must go out and tag the humans. Once a human is tagged, he or she becomes another zombie. Humans prevent zombies from tagging them by blasting them with their Nerf guns or tossing balled-up socks at them. A successful blast results in a 15-minute freeze time, ala freeze tag. Zombies "die" when they do not tag someone for two days. The game ends when one of the following happens: when all the zombies "die" or when all the humans become zombies. more


Sunday, February 22, 2009

Hackers Crack Into Texas Road Sign, Warn of Zombies Ahead


I Was a Regency Zombie

These days, America is menaced by zombie banks and zombie computers. What’s next, a zombie Jane Austen? In fact, yes. more


War and Social Upheaval Cause Spikes in Zombie Movie Production

Is there really a connection between zombie movies and social unrest? We decided to do some research and find out. The result? We've got a line graph showing the number of zombie movies coming out in the West each year since 1910 — and there are definite spikes during certain years, which always seem to happen eerily close to historical events involving war or social upheaval. more