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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Alive 4 Ever

...nothing like Left 4 Dead. Not at all. Nope. more

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Zombie Boot Camp

It's bad enough if you're a zombie. But you've really hit rock bottom when you have to be TRAINED TO BE A ZOMBIE. How hard is it to stumble around moaning like a moron? Thousands of people do it every night and they're not even undead!

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Friday, August 21, 2009

Remember the Tycoon Game Craze?

Neither do we, but it's clear zombies did. It just took them forever to get around to making their own game. Because zombies are slooooow. Thus we now have the shambling travesty known as...ZOMBIE TYCOON! more

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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Wastin' Away Again in Zombaritaville

Now there are zombies infecting song lyrics. This madman perverts songs into zombie-shambling abominations...and it's not just limited to Jimmy Buffett! more

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Kid Attacks Other Kids, Claims Zombiedom

Yeah, we don't believe him either. more

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Zombie Pets


Aww come on, you know you want one. more

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

When Zombies Go Bad

And we don't mean in the, "don't not so fresh that you'd want to eat them" kind of way either. more

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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Mathematical Model for Surviving a Zombie Attack

Oh yes, somebody actually did a study on mathematics of a hypothetical zombie attack, and published it in a book on infectious disease. So, while we still don’t know what to do if a deadly asteroid takes aim at Earth, an unlikely but technically possible situation, we now know what to do in case of a zombie attack. more

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Monday, August 10, 2009

Zombie Engagement & Destruction Squad

Hey! Did you know there's an organization dedicated to destroying zombies? No, not us. And not the Zombie Squad. It's Zombie Engagement & Destruction Squad (ZEDS). Of course. more

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The Zombie Survival Guide: Recorded Attacks Trailer

Max Brooks, creator of The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, returns with a brand new saga of terror. Those who don't learn from zombie history are condemned to repeat it.

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David Manning's Manly Movie Review: Mansion of the Living Dead

Best quote ever:

(NICK) Where’s the nearest sink? I need to wash my eyeballs.


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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Do Zombies Fear Fire?

Good question. Do they fear death? Getting shot? Drowned? Decapitated? Halitosis?

No? There's your answer. more

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Friday, August 7, 2009

Obama's New Health Plan: Chainsaw to the Brain

That's right, they went there. In a comic, anyway.

Hail to the King baby! more

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Zombie Research Society

Because somebody has to think about how to cure the zombie plague while we're out blowing their brains out. more

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Zombies in the Hood(ie)

 Static Custom Reversible hoodie by Electric Zombie (and theyve got a sale on too)This isn't just a hoodie, it's a ZOMBIE HOODIE which makes it much more manly. more

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