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Thursday, December 31, 2009

Zombie Research Society

The Zombie Research Society (ZRS) is dedicated to raising the level of Zombie scholarship in the Arts and Sciences. ZRS Members represent diverse backgrounds, interests, and theories, but are unified in their support of the Society's three foundational principles:

1) A Zombie is a biologically definable, animated being occupying a human corpse.

2) The Zombie Pandemic is coming. It's not a matter of if, but a matter of when.

3) Enthusiastic debate about Zombies is essential to the survival of the human race.

Become a member of ZRS, and add your insights to the greater Zombie discussion. The life you save may be your own. more

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Zombie Philippines

We support Zombie Philippines. We didn't realize they had a problem (are there really that many zombies there?) but in any case...we support them. more

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Zombie Popcorn

Because who doesn't like popcorn that slowly rots your brain and never dies?

Oh wait, that's buttered popcorn. more

Zombie Popcorn

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Saturday, December 26, 2009

Army of Darkness Omnibus

Devour your fill of Army of Darkness in the first ever Army of Darkness Omnibus now available for order through Diamond Previews! S-Mart worker, horror hero and professional zombie killer Ash Williams is back in over 450 pages of Dynamite'sArmy of Darkness written by Andy ( Danger Girl) Hartnell, James (Freddy vs. Ash vs. Jason) Kuhoric, Robert (The Walking Dead) Kirkman and many more! more

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Friday, December 25, 2009

Infectonator: The Zombie Infection Game

Pretty much what it says on the (virtual) box.
What if you are the one who caused the zombie apocalypse? Can you destroy the world in just 60 seconds? Infect people and turn them into zombies in this simple and fun game, compare your high-score with your friends and see who is the best INFECTONATOR!
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Obama vs. Zombies

Tee of the Day: “Obama vs. Zombies” by Chris Piers for Etsy seller Tina Seamonster. “Some days we just want to see Obama hit a zombie in the face.” Some days = those ending in “y.” [via.]Well he IS our commander in chief. more

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Zombies Protest Hospital Closing

Which makes sense, if you think about it.

Wait...no it doesn't. more

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Friday, December 18, 2009

Zombie Star Wars

Speaking of two great tastes...zombies and Star Wars? Not only are the comics doing it, the animated series is doing it too (via brain worms, but hey, who's counting?). more

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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies

No seriously. Look out your window. They're falling everywhere. Merry Christmas!

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The Inexplicable Adventures Of "Zombie vs. Ninja"

Two great tastes that go great together, even when they're trying to kill (or rekill) each other. more

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

In case you were wondering...

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Zombie Arguments

Because everything's better with the word "zombie" attached to it, there are now "zombie arguments": arguments which survive to be raised again, for eternity, no matter how many times they are shot down. Zombie arguments survive, they get up and live again, immortal and resistant to all refutation, because they do not live or die by the normal standards of mortal arguments. more

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Five Stages of Zombie Grief

When the zombies do attack, be prepared to go through the above stages of grief as you learn to cope.  But you should probably do it fast.

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A Very Zombie Christmas

A Very Zombie Christmas #1 (2009 - One-Shot)He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good so be good or he'll eat your brains! more

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Saturday, December 12, 2009

Maps of Zombie Outbreaks Throughout History

The overwhelming popularity of zombies may be a relatively recent phenomenon, but in alternate time lines, zombie attacks have been a problem for centuries. These alternate history maps outline the geography these undead epidemics and the measures taken to combat them. more

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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Silent Night, Zombie Night

"I hate to break it to you, but I don't think Santa's coming this year."

Oh yes. Yes he is.



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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

I'm Dreaming of a Shambling Christmas

http://www.zombiechristmas.com/images/zombie_christmas_record_2009.pngWait...zombie Christmas? If it came with a shotgun, maybe. more

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Monday, December 7, 2009

Pentagon: Zombie Pigs First, Then Hibernating Soldiers

As if the swine flu wasn't bad enough, we're working on putting pigs into suspended animation. For the record, that's a different division of the government entirely. We'll be the ones with the shotguns. more

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Zombie Reagan Raised from Grave to Lead GOP

Wait...Reagan's dead?


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP more

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Zombie Hooker Nightmare XXX-mas

Some games have titillating titles just to get you to play, but don't actually involve any salacious content. This is not one of those games. more

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

We’re Alive: Zombie Podcast

It had to happen eventually. The zombie apocalypse gets its own podcast. more


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