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Saturday, May 30, 2009

Dead-on zombie costume gets man arrested

Let this be a lesson to all zombie hunters. If you're gonna kill zombies, don't do it wearing "all black, knee pads and a gas mask, and carrying what looked to be a machine gun." Dress in normal clothes and carry a bazooka. more

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Friday, May 22, 2009

Calling the Cops on Zombies

At least now we know they'll actually do something about the guy gnawing on your head. more

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Friday, May 15, 2009

Got Plans?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/zombieproject9.jpgZombies help break bones and destroy bodies. That's why it's important to have a well-thought out zombie defense system. more

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Jenna Jameson: A Real Man--Oh, Right

There's only so many ways to talk about hotties and zombies, so we'll just leave it at this: Jenna Jameson. Zombies. Strippers. That should goose the hit counter a bit. more

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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Where No Zombie Has Gone before

Zombies...the Dead Frontier. These are the voyages of a postapocalyptic survivor. His continuing mission: to explore a zombie infested city; to seek out dead life and dead civilizations; to boldly survive where no one has survived before. more

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Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Keeping Your Brain Minty Fresh

Zombie MintsLet's face it, zombies stink. But they'll stink a little less with these zombie mints. more

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Triffids vs. the Undead

http://www.eatsleepgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/triffids6sh-298x300.jpgJust kidding, it's Plants vs. Zombies! If there's a better way to kill zombies, we don't know it. more

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Megan Fox: A Real Maneater

http://blog.hauntedcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/megan-fox-fhm-07-218x300.jpgModel-turned-actress Megan Fox can't wait to sink her teeth into her next role - as a demon-possessed man eater. more

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Friday, May 8, 2009

More Games Than You Can Shake a Brain At

There are many zombie games. It must be true, the Washington Post tells you so. more

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Thursday, May 7, 2009

Essential Gear to Survive a Zombie Attack

gear-to-surive-zombie-attackHey you! Yeah you in the funny hat! You're not prepared for a zombie invasion, are ya punk? We knew it. So you'd better go out and start buying this stuff now before it's too late! more

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Real Zombie Parasites

445tonguereplacer.jpgThis is so nasty, we have difficulty writing about it. But the short of it is, these little buggers infect animals and then take over. In short: zombifying their prey. Be careful, you could be next...more

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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Zombies take over the world

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2009-05/46699590.jpgOkay, so maybe we were wrong about the swine flu/zombie thing. But they are definitely taking over pop culture! more

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Wedding Zombie Cakes

http://ny-image3.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.67950539.jpg Never mind the whole, "why would a zombie get married?" question. There's a zombie wedding cake topper. Oddly, you can't actually eat this cake topper. more

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Saturday, May 2, 2009

G4 Underground: Zombie Apocalypse

Even G4 is getting in on it.






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EU quarantines London in flu panic

Oh yeah baby, this is it, the big one. Stewart tried to warn us that Swine Flu created zombies and now we know it's true. Get your shotguns ready! more

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