Zombies Go to School...

Get shot. And this is news? Seriously?

What, you only like zombies when they're family and friends in offices complexes and outdoor parks, because...violent shootings NEVER HAPPEN THERE...right? more

Two-fer Zombie Shirt

Your zombie shirts suck. Know why? Because your shirt DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. This one does. So there. more

Zombie Kung Flu

Pop quiz, hotshot! What's the stupidest way to fight off a zombie?

Punch it in the face.

But man it sure does feel good. Unfortunately, you'll be sipping brains before you know it. more

RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAY!

Pop quiz, hotshot! What's the two most effective tools in your zombie survival kit?

That's right. Your left and right feet. more

Surviving the Apocalypse

We've posted videos like this before. This one seems suspiciously inspired by Left4Dead. Which is ridiculous, because everyone knows you can't learn to survive zombies from silly video games. They aren't real, DUH! more

SpongebrrrrRRAAAAAAAINNS Squarepants

Pretty sure this doesn't need an explanation.

*checks again*

Yep, still sure.

Hey! Zombies Are Animals Too!

Wait. That came out wrong. Oh well, it's true. more

Washington Gives Advice on Surviving Zombies

Yeah, thanks guys. Now as soon as you admit to being behind the plague that started it all we'll forgive you. more

Bloggers Crave Brains

Or just blog a lot about zombies. Whatever. This is a comprehensive article that's not just out to grab hits because it has the word zombie in it. We would never do that...

ZOMBIEZOMBIEZOMBIEZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBITY ZOMBIE!

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Zombies Eat NPR

Or at least get spoken about on NPR as a topic of discussion. Which is almost the same thing. more