Zombie Arguments

Because everything's better with the word "zombie" attached to it, there are now "zombie arguments": arguments which survive to be raised again, for eternity, no matter how many times they are shot down. Zombie arguments survive, they get up and live again, immortal and resistant to all refutation, because they do not live or die by the normal standards of mortal arguments. more

Zombie Governors

The infection is spreading! As if Zombie Banks weren't bad enough, governors are getting infected too. more

Zombies Attack Time Warner Cable in SoCal

Time Warner came under assault from zombies. Again. Zombie computers that is. more

Understanding Zombie Banks

Zombie banks are banks that appear to be healthy and appropriately capitalized right now but will be viewed as insolvent in the future once investors know the true value of their assets. In other words, as you will see in the What are Zombie Banks video, zombie banks are banks that are going about their day-to-day business as if everything is okay today but will be forced to close their doors in the future when everyone realizes they don't have as much money as they thought they did. more

Our Zombie Can Kick Your Zombie's Ass!

You heard us right. Our pet zombie Mikey can kick your zombie's no-brain-having, odiferous, saggy, crusty, rotting, decomposing zombie's ass! If you think you have what it takes to beat our zombie (we keep him in a cage in our basement), then bring it on tough guy! Or gal! more

Welcome to Our New Blog!

The NCRPC is kicking off a new year of zombie hunting in 2009 and to celebrate, our site has been updated! Zombies everywhere would be cowering in fear if they understood the consequences of what this means to their undead existence. But they don't even read, much less browse the web, so we figure it's okay to share. more

Feds Eye New Mission: Zombie Hunting

The federal government is now in the zombie-hunting business -- and is deputizing virtually every Internet Service Provider in the United States as it seeks to halt the flow of unwanted spam e-mail in this country and overseas. more