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Monday, April 27, 2009

Zombie Singles

It's come to this. Zombies, who can't even reproduce the good old-fashioned way, are now looking for love. No worse, they're actually trying to date first. Which is a bit like a zombie politely asking if it can eat your brains.

Do you know how many zombies we know who ask first and eat later? None.

So why God WHY are they trying to DATE EACH OTHER? more

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1 Comments:

At April 30, 2009 11:16 AM , Blogger Capt. Red Llewellyn said...

zombie love? that's just wrong. right out! and the thought of zombies ummmm errr...mating is just (pardon the pun) distasteful!

 

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