We believe in all kinds of zombie rights.
They have the right to be blown to bits by a shotgun.
...the right to a frontal lobotomy courtesy of an NCRPC agent.
...the right to be hacked up, chainsawed, axed, torn, slashed, shredded, melted, burned, exploded, squashed, crushed, and otherwise mutilated. more
Labels: Pop Culture Zombies
posted by talien @ 5:32 PM
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4 Comments:
The Zombie Rights Campaign believes in equal rights for both the living and the un-living, and is baffled by your hostility. What is it about Zombies that you find so threatening, and why can we not have a civil conversation without these grotesque threats of violence against our Undead brethren?
For shame, good sir or madam. For shame
--John Sears, President of The Zombie Rights Campaign
Excepting the fact that we find it difficult that a zombie shambled up to a keyboard and typed a complete sentence, suffice it to say that the National Center for Reanimation Prevention and Control has just one reason for being hostile:
You're zombies.
We're always happy to have a conversation, if by "conversation" you consider a a shotgun blast in response to zombie groans as witty repartee.
I am not myself a Zombie, though there are many Zombies who could easily type a complete sentence into your comment box. Others may require some assistance or technological aid to do so, but these handi-capable Differently Animated are no less worthy of respect, merely because they may have lost a few fingers at some point.
The Zombie Rights Campaign is an outreach organization, staffed by, and welcoming, both the Living and the Undead, along with any states in-between. We don't consider shotgun blasts to comprise witty repartee, but if you're willing to negotiate a civilized luncheon or perhaps afternoon tea, we could perhaps have a productive roundtable discussion.
Sincerely,
John Sears, President of The Zombie Rights Campaign
Bah, zombie lovers. Probably slip a zombie virus into the tea...
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