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"Of course, senator," said Yvigne’. Quintus made to follow Menet and the senator, but Menet spun on his heel.
"We’ll be fine, Quintus. We’ll call you if we need you."
Quintus stopped, uncertain, as the pair walked off.
"Would you like a tour of the ruins?" asked Yvigne’.
"I’d love one," said Kham, sidling up to Yvigne’. "My name’s Kham, by the way."
Vlad shrugged at Quintus and followed Kham. After a moment, the legionnaire walked dejectedly behind them.
"If it makes you feel better," said Kham to Quintus, "I can bark orders at you and you can follow me around instead." [MORE]
"My son became progressively worse," said the senator. "I knew not whom to trust after Theron's betrayal."
"Oh yeah, I remember him," said Kham. "The kid's hopefully less…transparent these days."
The senator continued. "I began to seek out my contacts in the Sanctorum, trying to find old friends and comrades. I finally contacted an adventuring companion by the name of Livinus. It seemed that the old man had decided to retire from the affairs of man and took up the task of training young mages while indulging in an old passion of his: archaeology."
For the first time, Kham looked interested. "Go on," he said.
"Livinus told me that he had set up a Sanctorum in the lost city of Balamshal, in the trackless wastes of the Hinterlands. He said there were ruins that even the Elorii considered ancient. Most importantly, there was a sacred well that restored vitality and healed even the sickest among them. So I entrust my son's well-being to him and prayed for his recovery."
"The boy is dying and there is no way to save him," said Solanius. "Let him at least die for a noble cause than a meaningless death."
Vlad shoved Solanius with his foot for good measure. [MORE]
The film starts out slow, slow enough to make the children in the audience restless. But once the war begins, it's a heart-pounding race to the finish. Never before have so many mythological beings blasted across the screen, Dungeons & Dragons style, to beat the stuffing out of each other. The special effects are so good that when Aslan isn't speaking you forget he's an animated lion. And amazingly, this is a PG (not even PG-13!) movie. [MORE]
You wouldn't expect much excitement or action from a huge piece of equipment that moves at a few feet a minute, but The Dish manages to convey just that. It starts out slow, but there's a master plan: the contrast between the titanic machinery of the dish with the rolling countryside, the flat colors with the bright palette of the small town, the sophisticated scientists with the lovable country folk. Throughout, we're reminded that this is science at its best and worst. It's a miracle that anybody really does make it to the moon…and yet we can barely keep one broadcasting station running.
And that's the message of The Dish: When you think about it, the world is a very tiny place in this great big cosmos. If everyone kept that perspective, they might try getting along better.
In these turbulent times, we could all learn something from The Dish. [MORE]
"Something's wrong," said Quintus.
"What?" asked Vlad.
"The gates," he said. "They're closed and locked, but the guards that should normally be stationed here are missing."
Kham threw back his overcoat; five flintlocks were visible dangling from a bandolier across his chest and waist.
"I see you still have your handgonnes," said Quintus. "Good, I was afraid you might be useless."
Kham reached into one of the many pockets inside his overcoat and pulled forth a dagger instead. "First of all, they're flintlocks," he said as a small rod popped out of the back of the dagger. He shook the dagger, and lock picks sprung out of the rod.
Kham inserted the lock pick into the lock. With a flick of his wrist, Kham turned the dagger's handle and the gate swung open. "Second, I've got plenty of skills you don't know about."
Quintus didn't say anything as Kham bowed slightly, with one open palm towards the senator's home.
As they approached, it was clear that the main door had been warped and shaped to create a circular opening.
"Trouble," said Quintus. He lifted his spear and charged forward towards the door. [MORE]
Quintus stood in front of Kham. "I am Quintus Aurelius Ignatius of the Legion of the Triumphant Rays of the Invisible Sun."
The guard lifted his chin. "So?"
With a sigh, Quintus pushed back his cloak to reveal a silver dagger. It was a symbol of Senator Augustus Tensen-Balin's favor for rescuing his son, Cassicus.
The guards' eyes widened and they both moved aside. "The Senator will be pleased to see you," said one.
"I knew I shouldn't have sold that dagger," said Kham to nobody in particular. [MORE]
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Sebastian crouched down next to the corpse of Brother Oriku.
"I don’t understand," he said. "Why would a brother of Althares betray us?"
"Have you MET Kham?" Ilmarė asked, nudging the corpse of the dead half-orc with one foot. [MORE]
What was most satisfying to me was the feeling that Hogwarts is now a real school. Teachers worry about students getting hurt (there's an age limit on the Tri-Wizard Cup for a reason), argue over disciplining their charges, and fret about teaching styles. This is a real school with real problems, even if they're magical problems.
That said, the movie occasionally sacrifices rationale for speed. At one point, several characters are intentionally placed in grave danger as part of the Tri-Wizard tournament and everyone's supposed to be okay with it. Unfortunately, that kind of contest cheapens the tragedy of loss felt later--it's hard to muster up tears when someone gets hurt after Hogwarts basically kidnaps its own students in the name of competition.
Still, it's a forgivable quirk that my wife tells me is explained in the novel. With all the action, crazy characters, and burgeoning relationships, Harry Potter has now moved into the realm of adulthood. Maybe that's why I liked it so much. [MORE]
Standing on its own, without knowing too much about AVP, the film's actually not a bad way to spend two hours. But who goes to see a film about two legendary bad guys that DOESN'T know their history? The expectations are simply too high to actually pull off a film of any substance. All the digital effects, rubbery suits (aliens seem to bounce when they hit the ground), and stumpy actors (Predators look...chubby), can't save the film.
After seeing Dreamcatcher just before, it's enough to give fans..."the Ripley." [MORE]
Years later, these four lovable lugs continue an old tradition: visiting a cabin to go hunting. Along the way they discover other traumatized hunters with a dire need for some toilet paper and a magazine. Just don't interrupt them…
What ensues from that point on is a form of taboo-breaking insanity: aliens in the toilet. These strange eel-like creatures enter your mouth, gestate in your stomach and leave from the other end, killing the host. Then things get really nasty. [MORE]