GAMES TO PLAY WHEN YOU GET OLDER:
SAG -- YOU’RE IT!
PIN THE TOUPEE ON THE BALD GUY . . .
20 QUESTIONS SHOUTED IN YOUR GOOD EAR
KICK THE BUCKET
RED ROVER, RED ROVER, THE NURSE SAYS “BEND OVER!”
DOC, DOC, GOOSE
SPIN THE BOTTLE OF MYLANTA
HOW TO DANCE WITH YOUR POLAR BEAR
If you keep your living room temperature near twenty degrees below zero,
and place a huge block of ice near the couch, you’ll find your Polar Bear
a pleasant and somewhat graceful dancing partner.
Most Polar Bears are quick to learn new steps, but they are easily distracted.
To keep your dancing partner’s attention, we recommend strapping a fish to
Do not attempt to dance with a bear that is hibernating.
A bear with a frothing mouth should be asked to sit out the next few dances.
Do not attempt to dance to accordion music. Bears HATE accordion music;
it’s part of their instinct.
ALWAYS let the bear lead.