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Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Attention Primitive Screwheads: LISTEN UP!

Zombies beware: TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow means business"You see this? This… is my TAC-15 Tactical Crossbow! PSE’s top of the line. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Tucson, Arizona. Retails for about a one thousand two hundred and ninety nine, ninety five. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop PSE-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!” more

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At April 30, 2009 11:15 AM , Blogger Capt. Red Llewellyn said...

[swoons] NOW there is a reliable defense plan...you ARE prepared, aren't you!?

 

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