Resident Evil 5: Yep, Still Racist

Look, in case you haven't heard, zombies originated in non-white cultures first. Look it up, we'll wait.

Anyway, things have come full circle. Now, when you actually portray zombies as, ya know, ZOMBIES, it's a bit of a problem because, well, we don't know if you looked in the mirror lately but you're a nerdy white guy and your enemies ain't. This is the dangers of playing video games that have some semblance to reality. You fantasy gamers can stick with your green-skinned orc analogues any day, the rest of us have to shoot zombies and feel guilty about it.

There's just one thing to do. Kill 'em all and let the zombie lawyers sort it out. more