Home sales of amusement devices since MCMLXXXIX
We started out with nothing, and still have most of that left.

We guarantee Fast service
No matter how long it takes. . .
David Gray   Chris Gray Norwalk Iowa pinball machine for sale Pinball machines and game games for sale

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Customers Wanted:  No experience necessary. Please apply in person.
                      Sense of Humor and love of pinball essential. Pinball for sale in Des Moines      Pinballs for sale in Des Moines.
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....Pinball repair in Ceral Iowa.....

We're serious about having fun!
 

How to find us
New York - Paris - Rome - Norwalk
(mostly Norwalk)
 

 

  Our motto:   If it's in stock. . .We've got it!

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1955 Williams - JOLLY  JOKER  roll down pinball
1978 Bally - MATA  HARI (SS) pinball
2013 Stern - MARVEL, THE AVENGERS THE PIN pinball
1982 Zaccaria - PINBALL  CHAMP '82 pinball .
1988 Williams - CYCLONE  pinball 
1989 Bally - ELVIRA  AND  THE  PARTY  MONSTERS pinball 
1989 Williams - BLACK  KNIGHT  2000 pinball 
1993 Data East - ROCKY  AND  BULLWINKLE  pinball..
Don't see anything that interests you?
More games available at: dsmpinball.comCentral Iowa Pinball  sales a

All equipment is FOB Norwalk, IA
Local delivery and set-up is available in the Des Moines metropolitian area.
Shipping anywhere, coast to coast, can be arranged.

Other coin-operated equipment in stock available for sale:

1945 American Scale Mfg. Co.  - WATE  AND  FATE  Penny  Scale
2003 Sammy - Atomiswave SPORTS  SHOOTING  USA Video  Game
1995 Rowe-AMI - CD-RN  BUBBLER CD  Jukebox 

Other machine(s) in stock, but NOT ready for sale:.
1966 Gottlieb - CENTRAL  PARK pinball 
Always looking to buy - Contact us if you have any pinballs to sell.

19?? Sankyo - PACHINCO "pinball" 
19?? Kazenoyou-Jinbou - NASCAR  RACING  Slot Machine.
1920's Western Electric - TELEPHONE  BOOTH
1931 RCA - HOTEL  RADIO 
1931 Western Electric - TELEPHONE  BOOTH
1935 American Scale Mfg. Co.  - WATE AND FATE  Penny  Scale
1935 Buckley Mfg. Co. - CRISS CROSS  Dime  Slot  Machine
1938 Columbia - BELL Double Jackpot slot machine 
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine
1938 Mills - VEST POCKETslot machine
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine
1940's Western Electric - Telephone Booth 
1940 Chicago Coin - ALL  AMERICAN pinball 
1946 Jennings - Standard Chief slot machine
1946 Jennings - Club Chief slot machine
1946 Jennings - Tic Tac Toe Chief slot machine
1947 Genco - BRONCHOPinball.
1948 Chicago Coin - HOLIDAY pinball
1948 Genco - FLOATING POWER pinball
1948 Gottlieb - LADY  ROBINHOOD pinball 
1948 United - WISCONSIN pinball 
1948 Wurlitzer - Model 1100 jukebox
1949 Chicago Coin - PIN-BOWLER pinball 
1949 Williams - ALL  AMERICAN  QUARTERBACK pinball 
1949 Williams - ST.  LOUIS pinball 
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK  SWAMI penny  fortune  teller/napkin  holder 
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK  SWAMI penny fortune  teller/napkin  holder
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK  SWAMI penny  fortune t eller/napkin  holder
1950 Gottlieb - BUFFALO  BILL pinball 
1950 Gottlieb - KNOCKOUT pinball
1950 Gottlieb - SEA  JOCKEYS pinball
1950 Williams - BOWLETTE shuffle bowler 
1950 Williams - LUCKY  INNING pinball
1950 Wurlitzer - Model 1250 "Golden Opportunity" jukebox 
1951 Chicago Coin - PLAY BALL pinball
1952 Gottlieb - CHINATOWN pinball
1952 Gottlieb - HIT  'N'  RUN pinball
1952 Gottlieb - SKILL-POOL pinball
1952 Williams - 8 BALL pinball
1952 Williams - FOUR  CORNERS pinball
1952 Williams - SPORTSMAN pinball
1953 Bally - PALM  SPRINGS  bingo 
1953 Gottlieb - ARABIAN  KNIGHTS pinball 
1953 Gottlieb - GRAND  SLAM pinball
1953 Gottlieb - GUYS  DOLLS pinball 
1953 Gottlieb - PINWHEEL pinball
1953 Seeburg - 100 WALL-O-MATIC wall  box
1953 Williams - TIMES  SQUARE pinball
1954 Bally - HI  FI bingo 
1954 Chicago Coin - HOME  RUN pitch  and  bat  baseball
1954 Gottlieb - LADY  LUCK pinball
1955 Gottlieb - GYPSY QUEEN pinball
1955 Williams  JOLLY  JOKER  roll down pinball
1956 Automatic Electric Co. - PAY  TELEPHONE
1956 Gottlieb - AUTO  RACE pinball 
1956 Gottlieb - CLASSY  BOWLER pinball
1956 Williams - 4  BAGGER  DELUXE pitch  and  bat  baseball 
1956 Williams - PERKY pinball 
1956 Williams - PICCADILLY pinball 
1956 Williams - TIM-BUC-TU pinball 
1957 Ford - PENNY GUMBALL gumball  machine
1957 Gottlieb - ACE  HIGH pinball
1957 Gottlieb - FALSTAFF pinball 
1957 Gottlieb - ROYAL  FLUSH pinball
1957 Gottlieb - WHIRL  WIND pinball
1957 Gottlieb - WORLD  CHAMP pinball 
1957 Williams - DELUXE  BASEBALL 1957 pitch  and  bat  baseball
1957 Williams - RENO pinball
1957 Williams - SHOO  SHOO pinball
1958 Ford  - FORD GUMBALL gumball  machine 
1958 Gottlieb - CRISS  CROSS pinball 
1958 Gottlieb - DOUBLE  ACTION pinball
1958 Gottlieb - ROCKET  SHIP pinball 
1958 Gottlieb - SITTIN'  PRETTY pinball
1958 Williams - 3 D pinball
1958 Williams - GUSHER pinball
1958 Williams - SHORT  STOP pitch  and  bat  baseball
1958 Williams - TOP  HAT pinball
1958 Williams - TURF  CHAMP pinball
1959 Ford - FORD GUMBALL gumball  machine 
1959 Gottlieb - ATLAS pinball
1959 Gottlieb - HI  DIVER  pinball
1959 Gottlieb - MISS  ANNABELLE pinball 
1959 Gottlieb - QUEEN  OF  DIAMONDS pinball
1959 Select-O-Vend - CANDY/GUM VENDOR
1959 Vendo - Model 44 coke machine
1959 Williams - CROSSWORD pinball
1959 Williams - FIESTA pinball
1959 Williams - NAGS pinball 
1960's Western Electric - Telephone Booth
1960 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN KIDD pinball
1960 Gottlieb - LITE-A-CARDpinball 
1960 Gottlieb - MELODY LANE pinball 
1960 Gottlieb - SPOT-A-CARD pinball
1960 Gottlieb - WORLD BEAUTIES pinball 
1960 Seeburg -  AQ-100 Select-O-Matic jukebox
1960 Seeburg -  AQ-100 Select-O-Matic jukebox
1961 Gottlieb - BIG  CASINO pinball 
1961 Gottleib - EGG  HEAD  pinball 
1961 Gottlieb - OKLAHOMA pinball
1961 Williams - HOLLYWOOD pinball
1962 Ford - FORD GUMBALL gumball machine 
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER  CLOWN pinball 
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER  COWBOY pinball
1962 Gottlieb - OLYMPICS  pinball
1962 Gottlieb - RACK-A-BALL  pinball 
1962 Rock-Ola - MODEL 1496 EMPRESS 45 RPM jukebox
1962 Williams - 3 COINS pinball
1962 Williams - VAGABOND pinball 
1963 Bally - HOOTENANNY pinball 
1963 Gottlieb - SLICK  CHICK   pinball
1963 Gottlieb - SWEET  HEARTS pinball
1963 Williams - 1963 MAJOR LEAGUE pitch  and  bat  baseball 
1964 Bally - 2 IN 1 pinball
1964 Bally - BIG DAY pinball
1964 Bally - CHAMP pinball 
1964 Gottlieb - BIG  TOP pinball 
1964 Gottlieb - WORLD  FAIR  pinball 
1964 Gottlieb - NORTH  STAR pinball 
1964 Williams - HEAT WAVE pinball
1964 Williams - OH  BOY  pinball 
1964 Williams - PALOOKA   pinball 
1964 Williams - SOCCER   pinball 
1964 Williams - ZIG  ZAG  pinball
1965 Bally - EL  TORO pinball 
1965 Bally - TRIO pinball 
1965 Gottlieb - BUCKAROO pinball 
1965 Gottlieb - DODGE  CITY pinball
1965 Gottlieb - FLIPPER  POOL pinball 
1965 Gottlieb - KINGS & QUEENS pinball
1965 Gottlieb - SKYLINE pinball
1965 Midway - PLAY  BALL  pitch  and  bat  basebal 
1965 Williams - BOWL A STRIKE pinball 
1966 Automatic Electric Co. - PAY  TELEPHONE
1966 Chicago Coin - KICKER pinball
1966 Gottlieb - CENTRAL  PARK pinball 
1966 Gottlieb - CROSS  TOWN pinball 
1966 Williams - A  GO  GO pinball 
1966 Williams - FULL  HOUSE pinball
1966 Williams - HOT  LINE pinball
1966 Williams - PITCH  &  BAT pitch  and  bat  baseball
1967 Bally - DIXIELAND pinball
1967 Chicago Coin - BEATNICKS pinball 
1967 Chicago Coin - BULLSEYE  BASEBALL pitch  and  bat  baseball
1967 Gottlieb - SUPER  SCORE pinball 
1967 Rock-Ola - MODEL 434 CONCERTO  45 RPM jukebox
1967 Williams - BASE  HIT pitch and bat baseball
1967 Williams - BEAT  TIME pinball
1967 Williams - DERBY  DAY pinball 
1967 Williams - MAGIC  CITY pinball 
1967 Williams - MAGIC  TOWN pinball 
1967 Williams - SHANGRI-LA pinball 
1967 Williams - TOUCHDOWN pinball
1968 Bally - DOGIES pinball
1968 Bally - ROCK MAKERS pinball
1968 Bally - SAFARI pinball 
1968 Gottlieb - DOMINO pinball
1968 Gottlieb - FUN  LAND pinball 
1968 Williams - BALL  PARK pitch  and  bat  baseball 
1968 Williams - CABARET pinball
1968 Williams - DING DONG pinball 
1968 Williams - DOOZIE pinball
1968 Williams - JOLLY  ROGER pinball
1968 Williams - LADY  LUCK pinball
1968 Williams - STUDENT  PRINCE  pinball
1969 Bally - BALLY  HOO pinball 
1969 Gottlieb - AIRPORT pinball 
1969 Gottlieb - COLLEGE  QUEENS pinball
1969 Gottlieb - MIBS pinball
1969 Gottlieb - SPIN-A-CARD pinball
1969 Gottlieb - WILD WILD WEST pinball 
1969 Williams - EXPO pinball .
1969 Williams - FAST  BALL pitch  and  bat  baseball
1969 Williams - MISS-O  pinball
1969 Williams - PADDOCK pinball .
1968 Williams - STUDENT  PRINCE  pinball
1970 Bally - BOWL-O pinball 
1970 Bally - CAMELOT pinball
1970 Bally - TRAIL  DRIVE pinball 
1970 Chicago Coin - COWBOY pinball
1970 Gottlieb - BASEBALL  pinball
1970 Gottlieb - CARD  TRIX  pinball 
1970 Gottlieb - CRESCENDO pinball
1970 Gottlieb - MINI  CYCLE  pinball
1970 Gottlieb - SNOW QUEENpinball
1970 Williams - ROCK  'N  ROLL pinball
1970 Williams - STRAIGHT  FLUSH pinball
1970 Williams - STRIKE  ZONE pinball
1971 Bally - DOUBLE-UP pinball 
1971 Bally - EXPRESSWAY pinball
1971 Bally - FOUR  MILLION  B. C.  pinball
1971 Bally - VAMPIRE pinball
1971 Gottlieb - 2001 pinball 
1971 Gottlieb - 4  SQUARE pinball 
1971 Gottlieb - DIMENSION pinball 
1971 Gottlieb - DROP  A  CARD  pinball
1971 Gottlieb - ORBIT pinball
1971 Gottlieb - PLAY BALL pinball 
1971 Williams - ACTION  BASEBALL  pitch  and  bat  baseball 
1971 Williams - KLONDIKE  pinball
1971 Williams - GOLD  RUSH pinball 
1971 Williams - SOLIDS  N  STRIPES pinball
1972 Bally - TWIN  JOKER bingo
1972 Chicago Coin - CASINO pinball
1972 Chicago Coin - HOME  RUN pitch  and  bat  baseball
1972 Gottlieb - FLYING  CARPET pinball
1972 Gottlieb - GRAND SLAM pinball
1972 Gottlieb - KING  KOOL pinball
1972 Gottlieb - OUTER  SPACE pinball
1972 Gottlieb - WILD  LIFE  pinball
1972 Williams - GRANADA pinball 
1972 Williams - OLYMPIC  HOCKEY pinball 
1972 Williams - SUPERSTAR pinball 
1972 Williams - TRAVEL  TIME pinball
1972 Williams - WINNER pinball 
1973 Bally - HI-LO  ACE pinball
1973 Bally - NIP-IT pinball
1973 Gottlieb - BIG  BRAVE pinball
1973 Chicago Coin - HEE  HAW pinball
1973 Gottlieb - BIG  SHOT pinball
1973 Gottlieb - HOT  SHOT pinball
1973 Gottlieb - JUMPING  JACK pinball
1973 Gottlieb - JUNGLE  KING pinball
1973 Gottlieb - KING  PIN pinball
1973 Gottlieb - PRO  FOOTBALL pinball 
1973 Williams - AMBUSH Gun Game
1973 Williams - DARLING pinball
1973 Williams - GULFSTREAM pinball
1973 Williams - TRIPLE  ACTION pinball
1973 Williams - TROPIC  FUN pinball
1974 Bally - BOOMERANG pinball 
1974 Bally - SKY  KINGS pinball
1974 Bally - TWIN  WIN pinball
1974 Chicago Coin - GIN pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - BIG  BRAVE pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - BIG  INDIAN pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - BIG  SHOT pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN  CARD pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - MAGNOTRON pinball 
1974 Gottlieb - OUT  OF  SIGHT pinball
1974 Gottlieb - SUPER  SOCCER pinball
1974 Gottlieb - TOP  CARD pinball 
1974 Williams - DEALER'S CHOICE pinball 
1974 Williams - LUCKY  ACE pinball 
1974 Williams - SKYLAB pinball
1974 Williams - SUPER-FLITE pinball
1974 Williams - TRIPLE  ACTION pinball
1975 Bally - BOW  AND  ARROW pinball
1975 Bally - FLICKER pinball 
1975 Bally - HI DEAL pinball
1975 Bally - WIZARD pinball
1975 Chicago Coin - BLUE  MAXpinball 
1975 Chicago Coin - GOLD RECORD pinball 
1975 Chicago Coin - OLYMPICS  pinball
1975 Chicago Coin - RED BARON pinball
1975 Gottlieb - ATLANTIS pinball
1975 Gottlieb - FAST  DRAW  pinball 
1975 Gottlieb - OUT  OF  SIGHT pinball 
1975 Gottlieb - PIN-UP pinball 
1975 Gottlieb - TARGET  ALPHA pinball 
1975 Gottlieb - TOP  SCORE pinball
1975 Gottlieb - TOP  TEN pinball 
1975 Recel - MOON  FLIGHT pinball
1975 Williams - AMBUSH  gun  game
1975 Williams - LITTLE  CHIEF  pinball
1975 Williams - SATIN  DOLL pinball 
1975 Williams - TRIPLE  STRIKE pinball 
1976 Bally - ALADDIN'S  CASTLE pinball
1976 Bally - CAPTAIN  FANTASTIC  pinball
1976 Bally - HANG  GLIDER pinball
1976 Bally - OLD  CHICAGO pinball 
1976 Chicago Coin - CINEMA pinball 
1976 Chicago Coin - HOLLYWOOD pinball.
1976 Chicago Coin - JUKEBOX pinball
1976 Chicago Coin - SOUND  STAGE pinball 
1976 Gottlieb - PIONEER pinball
1976 Gottlieb - ROYAL  FLUSH pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SHIP  AHOY pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SOLAR  CITY pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SPIRIT  OF  '76 pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SURE  SHOT pinball 
1976 Gottlieb - SURF  CHAMP pinball 
1976 Gottlieb - TARGET  ALPHA pinball
1976 Gottlieb - VOLLEYpinball
1976 Williams - AZTEC pinball
1976 Williams - BLUE  CHIP pinball 
1976 Williams - GRAND  PRIX pinball
1976 Williams - SPACE  MISSION pinball
1976 Williams - SPACE  ODYSSEY  pinball.
1976 Williams - STAR  POOL pinball 
1976 Williams - TOLEDO pinball
1977 Bally - EIGHT  BALL  pinball
1977 Bally - EVEL  KNIEVEL (EM) pinball
1977 Bally - EVEL  KNIEVEL (SS) pinball
1977 Bally - FREEDOM (EM) pinball
1977 Bally - FREEDOM (SS) pinball 
1977 Bally - MATA  HARI (EM) pinball 
1977 Bally - NIGHT  RIDER (EM) pinball 
1977 Bally - NIGHT  RIDER (SS) pinball 
1977 Bally - POWER  PLAY (BOBBY ORR) pinball
1977 Fascination Ltd. - ROY CLARK, THE ENTERTAINER pinball
1977 Gottlieb - BRONCO pinball
1977 Gottlieb - CENTIGRADE 37 pinball
1977 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball
1977 Gottlieb - JACKS OPEN pinball
1977 Gottlieb - JOKER  POKERpinball
1977 Gottlieb - MUSTANG pinball
1977 Segasa - MONACO   pinball
1977 Sonic - MARS-TREK pinball
1977 Stern - DISCOpinball 
1977 Stern - PINBALL (EM) pinball
1977 Stern - STAMPEDE pinball
1977 Stern - RAWHIDE pinball
1977 Williams - ARGOSY pinball
1977 Williams - AZTEC  pinball
1977 Williams - BIG  DEAL  pinball
1977 Williams - LIBERTY BELL pinball 
1977 Williams - LUCKY  SEVEN (EM) pinball 
1977 Williams - LUCKY  SEVEN (SS) pinball
1977 Williams - WILD  CARD pinball
1977 Zaccaria - CIRCUS pinball 
1977 Zaccaria - COMBAT pinball 
1978 Bally - FIREBALL pinball 
1978 Bally - LOST  WORLD pinball 
1978 Bally - MATA  HARI (SS) pinball
1978 Bally - PLAYBOY  pinball
1978 Gottlieb - CLOSE  ENCOUNTERS (EM) pinball
1978 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball 
1978 Gottlieb - GRIDIRONpinball 
1978 Gottlieb - JOKER  POKER pinball
1978 Gottlieb - NEPTUNE pinball
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (EM) pinball
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (SS) pinball
1978 Stern - LECTRONAMO pinball.
1978 Stern - STARS pinball
1978 Stern - TED  NUGENT pinball
1978 Stern - WILD  FYRE pinball
1979 Williams - GORGAR pinball
1978 Williams - PHOENIX pinball
1978 Williams - TRI  ZONE pinball
1978 Williams - WORLD  CUP pinball
1978 Zaccaria - HOUSE  OF  DIAMONDS pinball .
1978 Zaccaria - WINTER  SPORTS pinball 
1979 Atari - SUPERMAN pinball 
1979 Bally - DOLLY  PARTON pinball 
1979 Bally - FUTURE  SPA  pinball 
1979 Bally - HARLEM  GLOBETROTTERS pinball 
1979 Bally - KISS pinball
1979 Bally - PARAGON pinball 
1979 Bally - STAR TREK pinball
1979 Gottlieb - COUNT  DOWN pinball 
1979 Gottlieb - GENIE pinball 
1979 Gottlieb - TOTEM pinball 
1979 Stern - HOT  HAND pinball
1979 Stern - METEOR pinball
1979 Williams - DISCO  FEVER pinball
1979 Williams - FLASH pinball
1979 Williams - GORGAR pinball
1979 Williams - LASER  BALL pinball
1979 Williams - SCORPION   pinball
1979 Williams - STELLAR  WARS  pinball 
1979 Williams - TIME  WARP  pinball 
1980 Bally - HOT  DOGGIN' pinball
1980 Bally - MYSTIC   pinball 
1980 Bally - NITRO  GROUNDSHAKER pinball
1980 Bally - ROLLING  STONES pinball 
1980 Bally - SILVERBALL  MANIA pinball 
1980 Bally - XENON pinball
1980 Gottlieb - ASTEROID  ANNIE  AND  THE  ALIENS pinball 
1980 Gottlieb - STAR RACE pinball 
1980 Stern - GALAXY pinball
1980 Stern - FLIGHT 2000 pinball
1980 Stern - NINE  BALL  pinball 
1980 Williams - ALIEN  POKER pinball
1980 Williams - BLACK  KNIGHT pinball 
1980 Williams - BLACKOUT pinball
1980 Williams - FIREPOWER pinball
1981 Bally - CENTAUR pinball
1981 Bally - EIGHT  BALL  DELUXE pinball
1981 Bally - ELEKTRA pinball.
1981 Bally - FATHOM pinball
1981 Stern - CATACOMB pinball
1981 Stern - LIGHTNING pinball 
1981 Stern - SPLIT  SECOND pinball 
1981 Williams - BARRACORA pinball
1981 Williams - JUNGLE  LORD pinball 
1981 Williams - PHOENIX pinball 
1981 Williams - SOLAR  FIRE pinball
1982 Bally - EIGHT  BALL  DELUXE  LIMITED EDITION pinball
1982 Bally - SPEAK  EASY pinball 
1982 Bally - VECTOR  pinball
1982 Gottlieb - DEVIL'S  DARE  pinball 
1982 Williams - HYPERBALL  gun game
1982 Williams - TIME  FANTASYpinball
1982 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP '82 pinball .
1982 Zaccaria - SOCCER  KINGS  pinball
1983 Bally - BMX pinball 
1983 Bally - CENTAUR  II pinball
1983 Bally - GRAND SLAM pinball 
1983 Gottlieb - READY  AIM  FIRE pinball 
1983 Rock-Ola - Model 1000 45 RPM jukebox
1983 Williams - FIREPOWER  II pinball 
1983 Williams - TIME  FANTASY pinball 
1983 Zaccaria - DEVIL  RIDERS pinball
1983 Zaccaria - FARFALLA pinball
1983 Zaccaria - PINBALL  CHAMP  pinball 
1983 Zaccaria - TIME  MACHINE pinball
1984 Bally - BLACK  PYRAMID pinball
1984 Bally - EIGHT BALL  DELUXE pinball 
1984 Bally - KINGS  OF  STEEL pinball 
1984 Bally - X's & O's pinball 
1984 Gottlieb - ELDORADO  CITY  OF  GOLD pinball
1984 Gottlieb - JACKS  TO  OPEN pinball 
1984 Gottlieb - TOUCHDOWN pinball
1984 Williams - PENNANT FEVER pitch  and  bat  baseball
1984 Williams - SPACE  SHUTTLE pinball 
1984 Williams - STAR  LIGHT pinball
1985 Bally - CYBERNAUT pinball
1985 Bally - FIREBALL  CLASSIC pinball 
1985 Gottlieb - BOUNTY  HUNTER pinball.
1985 Gottlieb - ICE  FEVER pinball
1955 Western Electric Co. - PAY  TELEPHONE
1985 Williams - COMET pinball
1985 Williams - SORCERERpinball 
1986 Bally - MOTORDOME pinball .
1986 Gottlieb - GENESIS pinball
1986 Gottlieb - GOLD  WINGS pinball.
1986 Gottlieb - HOLLYWOOD  HEAT pinball
1986 Gottlieb - RAVEN pinball.
1986 Williams  - GRAND  LIZARD pinball
1986 Williams  - PINBOT pinball 
1986 Williams  - ROAD  KINGS pinball 
1986 Zacarria  - BLACK  BELT pinball 
1987 Bally - DUNGEONS & DRAGONS pinball 
1987 Bally - PARTY ANIMAL pinball 
1987 Gottlieb - MONTE  CARLO pinball
1987 Williams - BIG  GUNS pinball
1987 Williams - F-14  TOMCAT pinball
1987 Williams - FIREpinball
1987 Williams - FIRE  CHAMPAGNE  EDITION pinball 
1986 Williams  - HIGH  SPEED pinball
1987 Williams - MILLIONAIRE pinball.
1987 Williams - SPACE  STATION pinball 
1988 Bally - BLACKWATER 100 pinball.
1988 Bally - TRUCK  STOP pinball .
1988 Data East - SECRET  SERVICE pinball
1988 Data East - TIME  MACHINE pinball .
1988 Gottlieb - EXCALIBURpinball.
1988 Williams - BANZAI  RUNpinball.
1988 Williams - CYCLONE  pinball 
1988 Williams - JOKEREZ pinball
1988 Williams - SWORDS  OF  FURY pinball.
1988 Williams - TAXI pinball.
1989 Antique Apparatus - BUBBLER 45 RPM jukebox 
1989 Bally - ATLANTIS  pinball.
1989 Bally - ELVIRA  AND  THE  PARTY  MONSTERS pinball 
1989 Bally - MOUSIN'  AROUND pinball .
1989 Data East - ABC  MONDAY  NIGHT  FOOTBALL pinball.
1989 Data East - PLAYBOY  35TH  ANNIVERSARY pinball 
1989 Gottlieb - BONE  BUSTERS pinball.
1989 Gottlieb - LIGHTS  CAMERA  ACTION pinball.
1989 Williams - BLACK  KNIGHT  2000 pinball.
1989 Williams - EARTHSHAKER pinball .
1989 Williams - POLICE  FORCE pinball .
1989 Wurlitzer - 1015 ONE MORE TIME 45 RPM  jukebox 
1990 Bally - DR.  DUDE pinball.
1990 Bally - GAME  SHOW pinball.
1990 Bally - POOL  SHARKS pinball .
1990 Bally - RADICAL pinball .
1990 Data East - BACK  TO  THE  FUTURE pinball.
1990 Data East - SIMPSONS pinball.
1990 Gottlieb - SILVER  SLUGGER pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - TITLE  FIGHT pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - VEGAS pinball .
1990 Williams - DINER pinball
1990 Williams - FUNHOUSE pinball.
1990 Williams - ROLLERGAMES pinball .
1990 Williams - WHIRLWIND pinball .
1991 Alvin G. & Co. - SOCCER-BALL pinball .
1991 Alvin G. & Co. - U. S. A.  FOOTBALL pinball .
1991 Bally - BUGS  BUNNY'S  BIRTHDAY  BALL pinball .
1991 Bally - HARLEY  DAVIDSON pinball .
1991 Data East - CHECKPOINT pinball
1991 Williams - GILLIGAN'S  ISLAND pinball
1991 Data East - TEENAGE  MUTANT  NINJA  TURTLES pinball .
1991 Gottlieb - CAR HOP pinball .
1991 Gottlieb - HOOPS pinball .
1991 Gottlieb - SURF  'N  SAFARI pinball .
1991 Williams - HURRICANE pinball.
1991 Williams - SLUGFEST pitch  and  bat  baseball.
1991 Williams - TERMINATOR  2, JUDGEMENT  DAY pinball 
1992 Alvin G. - U.S.A.  FOOTBALL pinball.
1992 Bally - ADDAMS FAMILY pinball .
1992 Bally - DOCTOR  WHO pinball.
1992 Gottlieb - CUE  BALL  WIZARD  pinball .
1992 Gottlieb - SUPER  MARIO  BROS.  MUSHROOM  WORLD pinball.
1992 Bally - CREATURE  FROM  THE  BLACK  LAGOON pinball .
1992 Williams - THE  GETAWAY, HIGH  SPEED 2 pinball .
1992 Williams - FISH  TALES pinball 
1993 Alvin G. - MYSTERY  CASTLE pinball.
1993 Alvin G. - PISTOL  POKER  pinball .
1993 Bally - JUDGE  DREDD pinball.
1993 Bally - TWILIGHT  ZONE pinball.
1993 Data East - HOOK pinball.
1993 Data East - JURASSIC  PARK pinball.
1993 Data East - ROCKY  AND  BULLWINKLE  pinball..
1993 Data East - TALES  FROM  THE  CRYPT pinball .
1993 Gottlieb - GLADIATORS pinball.
1993 Gottlieb - TEE'D  OFF pinball.
1993 Gottlieb - WIPEOUT pinball .
1993 Williams - BRAM  STOKER'S  DRACULA pinball .
1993 Williams - INDIANA JONES pinball .
1993 Williams - NO FEAR - DANGEROUS SPORTS pinball.
1993 Williams - STAR  TREK, THE  NEXT  GENERATION pinball 
1994 Bally - WORLD CUP SOCCER pinball
1994 Data East - MAVERICK pinball .
1994 Data East - GUNS  N'  ROSES pinball .
1994 Data East - THE  WHO'S  TOMMY pinball .
1994 Data East - WWF  ROYAL  RUMBLE pinball.
1994 Gottlieb - CLASS  OF  1812 pinball .
1994 Gottlieb - FREDDY - NIGHTMARE  ON  ELM  STREET pinball.
1994 Gottlieb - WORLD  CHALLENGE  SOCCER pinball.
1994 Stern - MARY  SHELLEY'S  FRANKENSTEIN pinball .
1994 Williams - DEMOLITION  MAN pinball.
1994 Williams - POPEYE  SAVES  THE  EARTH pinball .
1994 Williams - ROADSHOW pinball.
1995 Bally - ATTACK  FROM  MARS pinball.
1995 Bally - INDIANAPOLIS 500 pinball.
1995 Bally - THEATRE  OF  MAGIC pinball .
1994 Bally - WORLD CUP  SOCCER pinball.
1995 Capcom - PINBALL  MAGIC pinball.
1995 Gottlieb - STARGATE pinball.
1995 Gottlieb - STRIKES  N'  SPARES ball bowler 
1995 Gottlieb - WATER  WORLD pinball.
1995 Rowe-AMI - CD-RN  BUBBLER CD jukebox
1995 Unknown - TWO-BIT PINBALL NEON neon  sign.
1995 Williams - CONGO pinball.
1995 Williams - DIRTY  HARRY pinball .
1995 Williams - JACK-BOT pinball.
1996 Bally - SAFECRACKER pinball.
1996 Capcom - BREAKSHOT pinball.
1996 Gottlieb - MARIO  ANDRETTI pinball.
1996 Sega - SPACE  JAM  pinball 
1996 Sega - TWISTER pinball 
1996 Stern- GOLDENEYE pinball 
1996 Stern- INDEPENDENCE DAY pinball .
1996 Williams- TALES  OF  THE  ARABIAN  NIGHTS pinball .
1997 Bally - CIRQUIS  VOLTAIRE pinball 
1997 Bally - NBA  FASTBREAK pinball.
1997 Sega - STARSHIP TROOPERS pinball 
1997 Sega - JURASSIC  PARK - THE  LOST  WORLD pinball
1997 Stern - X-FILES pinball 
1998 Bally - CHAMPION  PUB pinball
1998 Sega - LOST  IN  SPACE pinball.
1998 Sega - VIPER - NIGHT  DRIVIN' pinball .
1999 Bally - CACTUS  CANYON pinball.
1999 Bally - REVENGE  FROM  MARS pinball
1999 Sega - SOUTH  PARK pinball
1999 Williams - STAR  WARS, EPISODE  ONE pinball 
2000 Wurlitzer - W-64 Coke Machine
2000 Display Power - BALLY  PINBALL  neon  sign
2000 Stern - SHARKEY'S  SHOOTOUT  pinball 
2000 Stern - STRIKER XTREME pinball.
2001 Edina Technical Products - MOVIE BLASTER gumball pinball 
2001 Stern - AUSTIN  POWERS pinball .
2001 Stern - HIGH ROLLER CASINO pinball
2001 Stern - MONOPOLY pinball
2001 Stern - NFL  PHILADELPHIA  EAGLES pinball.
2002 Chicago Gaming - VACATION AMERICA pinball
2002 Neon Concepts - ROCK  N  ROLL neon  sign
2002 Stern - HARLEY DAVIDSON 2nd EDITION pinball
2002 Stern - PLAYBOY pinball
2003 Actown Exectrocoil - GAME  ROOM neon  sign
2003 Sammy - Atomiswave SPORTS  SHOOTING  USA video  game
2004 Stern - ELVIS pinball
2005 Stern - NASCAR pinball 
2006 Zizzle - PIRATES  OF  THE  CARIBBEAN pinball
2007 PMI/Capcom - BIG  BANG  BAR pinball.
2007 Stern - DALE  EARNHARDT  Jr.  pinball 
2007 Stern - FAMILY  GUY pinball .
2013 Stern - MARVEL, THE AVENGERS THE PIN pinball
2017 Stern/Whizz Bang Pinball - THE PABST CAN CRUSHER pinball
2019 Stern - BLACK  KNIGHT  SWORD  OF  RAGE  LEpinball
2024 Stern - BLACK  KNIGHT  SWORD  OF  RAGE  PROpinball
 
 

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