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Home sales of amusement devices since MCMLXXXIX
We started out with nothing, and still have most of that left. . (515) 981-0977 .

David Gray Chris Gray Norwalk Iowa pinball machine machines and game games for sale

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Our motto: If it's in stock,We've got it!

Pinball Machines in stock and ready FOR SALE:
(Page updated @ 10:00 - 7 February 2010)

2006 Zizzle - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN pinball
1974 Bally - SKY KINGS pinball
1991 Williams - GILLIGAN'S ISLAND pinball
1992 Williams - FISH TALES pinball
1996 Sega - SPACE JAM pinball
1989 Bally - ELVIRA AND THE PARTY MONSTERS pinball .
1994 Bally - WORLD CUP SOCCER pinball .
1999 Bally - REVENGE FROM MARS pinball
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All equipment is FOB Norwalk, IA

Local delivery and set-up is available in the Des Moines metropolitian area.

Shipping anywhere, coast to coast, can be arranged.

Other coin-operated equipment in stock available for sale:

1995 Rowe-AMI - CD-RN Bubbler jukebox
2000 Wurlitzer - W-64 Coke Machine
2003 Sammy - Atomiswave SPORTS SHOOTING USA video

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Tooting our own horn:Two-Bit Pinballs In The News:

Chris Des Moines Iowa pinballs machine game
RePlay Magazine: April 1994, Volume XIX, Number 7, Page 133
North Warren Town and County News: 27 November 1997
Des Moines Register: Community News - 6 May 1998
Des Moines Register: Business Section South - 12 April 2000
North Warren Town and County News: Business Review - 9 November 2000
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. The ones that got away

(SOLD - GONE - NO LONGER AVAILABLE)

1920's Western Electric - Telephone Booth
1930's Western Electric - Telephone Booth
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine
1940's Western Electric - Telephone Booth
1948 Gottlieb - LADY ROBINHOOD pinball
1949 Chicago Coin - PIN-BOWLER pinball
1949 Williams - ST. LOUIS pinball
1950 Gottlieb - BUFFALO BILL pinball
1950 Gottlieb - KNOCKOUT pinball
1950 Gottlieb - SEA JOCKEYS pinball
1950 Williams - BOWLETTE shuffle bowler
1952 Gottlieb - CHINATOWN pinball
1952 Gottlieb - HIT'N'RUN pinball
1952 Gottlieb - SKILL-POOL pinball
1952 Williams - 8 BALL pinball
1952 Williams - FOUR CORNERS pinball
1952 Williams - SPORTSMAN pinball
1953 Gottlieb - ARABIAN KNIGHTS pinball
1953 Gottlieb - GUYS DOLLS pinball
1953 Gottlieb - PINWHEEL pinball
1953 Williams - TIMES SQUARE pinball
1954 Bally - HI FI bingo
1954 Chicago Coin - HOME RUN pitch and bat baseball
1954 Gottlieb - LADY LUCK pinball
1955 Gottlieb - GYPSY QUEEN pinball
1956 Gottlieb - AUTO RACE pinball
1956 Gottlieb - CLASSY BOWLER pinball
1956 Williams - 4 BAGGER DELUXE pitch and bat baseball
1956 Williams - PERKY pinball
1956 Williams - PICCADILLY pinball
1956 Williams - TIM-BUC-TU pinball
1957 Gottlieb - ACE HIGH pinball
1957 Gottlieb - ROYAL FLUSH pinball
1957 Gottlieb - WHIRL WIND pinball
1957 Gottlieb - WORLD CHAMP pinball
1957 Williams - DELUXE BASEBALL 1957 pitch and bat baseball
1957 Williams - RENO pinball
1957 Williams - SHOO SHOO pinball
1958 Gottlieb - DOUBLE ACTION pinball
1958 Gottlieb - ROCKET SHIP pinball
1958 Gottlieb - SITTIN' PRETTY pinball
1958 Williams - GUSHER pinball
1958 Williams - SHORT STOP pitch and bat baseball
1958 Williams - TURF CHAMP pinball
1959 Gottlieb - ATLAS pinball
1959 Gottlieb - MISS ANNABELLE pinball
1959 Gottlieb - QUEEN OF DIAMONDS pinball
1959 Vendo - Model 44 coke machine
1959 Seeburg - AQ-100 jukebox
1959 Williams - FIESTA pinball
1959 Williams - NAGS pinball
1960's Western Electric - Telephone Booth
1960 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN KIDD pinball
1960 Gottlieb - LITE-A-CARD pinball
1960 Gottlieb - MELODY LANE pinball
1960 Gottlieb - SPOT-A-CARD pinball
1960 Gottlieb - WORLD BEAUTIES pinball
1961 Gottlieb - BIG CASINO pinball
1961 Gottlieb - OKLAHOMA pinball
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER CLOWN pinball
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER COWBOY pinball
1962 Gottlieb - RACK-A-BALL pinball
1967 Rock-Ola - MODEL 1496 Empress jukebox
1962 Williams - 3 COINS pinball
1962 Williams - VAGABOND pinball
1963 Bally - HOOTENANNY pinball
1963 Gottlieb - SLICK CHICK pinball
1963 Williams - 1963 MAJOR LEAGUE pitch and bat baseball
1964 Bally - 2 IN 1 pinball
1964 Bally - BIG DAY pinball
1964 Gottlieb - BIG TOP pinball
1964 Gottlieb - NORTH STAR pinball
1964 Williams - HEAT WAVE pinball
1964 Williams - OH BOY pinball
1964 Williams - PALOOKA pinball
1964 Williams - SOCCER pinball
1965 Bally - TRIO pinball
1965 Gottlieb - BUCKAROO pinball
1965 Gottlieb - DODGE CITY pinball
1965 Gottlieb - FLIPPER POOL pinball
1965 Gottlieb - KINGS & QUEENS pinball
1965 Gottlieb - SKYLINE pinball
1965 Williams - BOWL A STRIKE pinball
1966 Chicago Coin - KICKER pinball
1966 Gottlieb - CENTRAL PARK pinball
1966 Gottlieb - CROSS TOWN pinball
1966 Williams - HOT LINE pinball
1967 Bally - DIXIELAND pinball
1967 Chicago Coin - BEATNICKS pinball
1967 Chicago Coin - BULLSEYE BASEBALL pitch and bat baseball
1967 Rock-Ola - MODEL 434 Concerto jukebox
1967 Williams - BASE HIT pitch and bat baseball
1967 Williams - BEAT TIME pinball
1967 Williams - DERBY DAY pinball
1967 Williams - MAGIC CITY pinball
1967 Williams - MAGIC TOWN pinball
1967 Williams - SHANGRI-LA pinball
1968 Bally - DOGIES pinball
1968 Bally - SAFARI pinball
1968 Gottlieb - FUN LAND pinball
1968 Williams - CABARET pinball
1968 Williams - DING DONG pinball
1968 Williams - JOLLY ROGER pinball
1968 Williams - LADY LUCK pinball
1969 Bally - BALLY HOO pinball
1969 Gottlieb - AIRPORT pinball
1969 Gottlieb - COLLEGE QUEENS pinball
1969 Gottlieb - MIBS pinball
1969 Gottlieb - SPIN-A-CARD pinball
1969 Williams - FAST BALL pitch and bat baseball
1970 Bally - BOWL-O pinball
1970 Bally - CAMELOTpinball
1970 Chicago Coin - COWBOY pinball
1970 Gottlieb - BASEBALL pinball
1970 Gottlieb - CARD TRIX pinball
1970 Gottlieb - MINI CYCLE pinball
1970 Williams - ROCK 'N ROLL pinball
1970 Williams - STRIKE ZONE pinball
1971 Bally - EXPRESSWAY pinball
1971 Bally - VAMPIRE pinball
1971 Gottlieb - 2001 pinball
1971 Gottlieb - 4 SQUARE pinball
1971 Gottlieb - DIMENSION pinball
1971 Gottlieb - PLAY BALL pinball
1971 Williams - ACTION BASEBALL pitch and bat baseball
1971 Williams - SOLIDS N STRIPES pinball
1972 Chicago Coin - CASINO pinball
1972 Chicago Coin - HOME RUN pitch and bat baseball
1972 Gottlieb - FLYING CARPET pinball
1972 Gottlieb - GRAND SLAM pinball
1972 Gottlieb - OUTER SPACE pinball
1972 Gottlieb - WILD LIFE pinball
1972 Williams - GRANADA pinball
1972 Williams - OLYMPIC HOCKEY pinball
1972 Williams - SUPERSTAR pinball
1973 Bally - HI-LO ACE pinball
1973 Bally - NIP-IT pinball
1973 Chicago Coin - HEE HAW pinball
1973 Gottlieb - JUMPING JACK pinball
1973 Gottlieb - JUNGLE KING pinball
1973 Gottlieb - PRO FOOTBALL pinball
1973 Williams - DARLING pinball
1973 Williams - GULFSTREAM pinball
1973 Williams - TROPIC FUN pinball
1974 Bally - BOOMERANG pinball
1974 Chicago Coin - GIN pinball
1974 Gottlieb - BIG SHOT pinball
1974 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN CARD pinball
1974 Gottlieb - OUT OF SIGHT pinball
1974 Gottlieb - SUPER SOCCER pinball
1974 Gottlieb - TOP CARD pinball
1974 Williams - LUCKY ACE pinball
1974 Williams - SKYLAB pinball
1974 Williams - SUPER-FLITE pinball
1974 Williams - TRIPLE ACTION pinball
1975 Bally - BOW AND ARROW pinball
1975 Bally - CAPTAIN FANTASTIC pinball
1975 Bally - FLICKER pinball
1975 Bally - HI DEAL pinball
1975 Bally - WIZARDpinball
1975 Chicago Coin - BLUE MAX pinball
1975 Chicago Coin - GOLD RECORD pinball
1975 Chicago Coin - RED BARON pinball
1975 Gottlieb - ATLANTIS pinball
1975 Gottlieb - TOP SCORE pinball
1975 Gottlieb - TOP TEN pinball
1975 Recel - MOON FLIGHT pinball
1975 Williams - LITTLE CHIEF pinball
1975 Williams - SATIN DOLL pinball
1976 Bally - OLD CHICAGO pinball
1976 Chicago Coin - CINEMA pinball
1976 Chicago Coin - HOLLYWOOD pinball
1976 Chicago Coin - JUKEBOX pinball
1976 Chicago Coin - SOUND STAGEpinball
1976 Gottlieb - SHIP AHOY pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SOLAR CITY pinball
1976 Gottlieb - SURE SHOT pinball
1976 Gottlieb - TARGET ALPHA pinball
1976 Gottlieb - VOLLEY pinball
1976 Williams - BLUE CHIP pinball
1976 Williams - GRAND PRIX pinball
1976 Williams - SPACE MISSION pinball
1976 Williams - SPACE ODYSSEY pinball
1976 Williams - STAR POOL pinball
1976 Williams - TOLEDO pinball
1977 Bally - EIGHT BALL pinball
1977 Bally - EVEL KNIEVEL pinball
1977 Bally - MATA HARI pinball
1977 Bally - NIGHT RIDER (EM) pinball
1977 Bally - NIGHT RIDER (SS) pinball
1977 Bally - POWER PLAY (BOBBY ORR) pinball
1977 Fascination Ltd. - ROY CLARK, THE ENTERTAINER pinball
1977 Gottlieb - BRONCO pinball
1977 Gottlieb - CENTIGRADE 37 pinball
1977 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball
1977 Gottlieb - JACKS OPEN pinball
1977 Gottlieb - JOKER POKER pinball
1977 Gottlieb - MUSTANG pinball
1977 Stern - STAMPEDE pinball
1977 Stern - RAWHIDE pinball
1977 Williams - ARGOSY pinball
1977 Williams - LIBERTY BELL pinball
1977 Williams - LUCKY SEVEN pinball
1977 Williams - WILD CARD pinball
1977 Zaccaria - CIRCUS pinball
1977 Zaccaria - COMBAT pinball
1978 Bally - EVEL KNIEVEL pinball
1978 Bally - LOST WORLD pinball
1978 Bally - MATA HARI pinball
1978 Gottlieb - CLOSE ENCOUNTERS (EM) pinball
1978 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball
1978 Gottlieb - GRIDIRONpinball
1978 Gottlieb - JOKER POKER pinball
1978 Gottlieb - NEPTUNE pinball
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (EM) pinball
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (SS) pinball
1978 Gottlieb - TOTEM pinball
1978 Stern - LECTRONAMO pinball .
1978 Stern - STARS pinball
1978 Stern - TED NUGENT pinball
1978 Stern - WILD FYRE pinball
1978 Williams - LUCKY SEVEN pinball
1978 Williams - TRI ZONE pinball
1978 Williams - WORLD CUP pinball
1978 Zaccaria - HOUSE OF DIAMONDS pinball .
1978 Zaccaria - WINTER SPORTS pinball
1979 Atari - SUPERMAN pinball
1979 Bally - DOLLY PARTON pinball
1979 Bally - FUTURE SPA pinball
1979 Bally - HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS pinball
1979 Bally - KISS pinball
1979 Bally - PARAGON pinball
1979 Gottlieb - COUNT DOWN pinball
1979 Gottlieb - GENIE pinball
1979 Gottlieb - TOTEM pinball
1979 Stern - HOT HAND pinball
1979 Stern - METEOR pinball
1979 Williams - DISCO FEVER pinball
1979 Williams - FLASH pinball
1979 Williams - GORGAR pinball
1979 Williams - LASER BALL pinball
1979 Williams - STELLAR WARS pinball
1980 Bally - HOT DOGGIN' pinball
1980 Bally - NITRO GROUNDSHAKER pinball
1980 Bally - ROLLING STONES pinball
1980 Bally - SILVERBALL MANIA pinball
1980 Bally - XENON pinball
1980 Gottlieb - STAR RACE pinball
1980 Stern - GALAXY pinball
1980 Williams - ALIEN POKER pinball
1980 Williams - BLACK KNIGHT pinball
1980 Williams - BLACKOUT pinball
1980 Williams - FIREPOWER pinball
1981 Bally - CENTAUR pinball
1981 Bally - EIGHT BALL DELUXE pinball
1981 Bally - ELEKTRA pinball
1981 Bally - FATHOM pinball
1981 Stern - CATACOMB pinball
1981 Stern - LIGHTNING pinball
1981 Stern - SPLIT SECOND pinball
1981 Williams - JUNGLE LORD pinball
1981 Williams - SOLAR FIRE pinball
1982 Bally - EIGHT BALL DELUXE LIMITED EDITION pinball
1982 Bally - VECTOR pinball
1982 Gottlieb - DEVIL'S DARE pinball
1982 Williams - HYPERBALL gun game
1982 Williams - TIME FANTASY pinball
1982 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP '82 pinball .
1982 Zaccaria - SOCCER KINGS pinball
1983 Antique Apparatus - BUBBLER jukebox
1983 Bally - BMX pinball
1983 Bally - CENTAUR II pinball
1983 Bally - GRAND SLAM pinball
1983 Gottlieb - READY AIM FIRE pinball
1983 Rock-Ola - Model 1000 jukebox
1983 Williams - FIREPOWER II pinball
1983 Williams - TIME FANTASY pinball
1983 Zaccaria - DEVIL RIDERS pinball
1983 Zaccaria - FARFALLA pinball
1983 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP pinball
1983 Zaccaria - TIME MACHINE pinball
1984 Bally - BLACK PYRAMID pinball
1984 Bally - KINGS OF STEEL pinball
1984 Gottlieb - ELDORADO CITY OF GOLD pinball
1984 Gottlieb - JACKS TO OPEN pinball
1984 Williams - PENNANT FEVER pitch and bat baseball
1984 Williams - SPACE SHUTTLE pinball
1984 Williams - STAR LIGHT pinball
1985 Bally - FIREBALL CLASSIC pinball
1985 Gottlieb - ICE FEVER pinball
1985 Williams - COMET pinball
1985 Williams - SORCERER pinball
1986 Bally - MOTORDOME pinball
1986 Gottlieb - GOLD WINGS pinball
1986 Gottlieb - HOLLYWOOD HEAT pinball
1986 Williams - GRAND LIZARD pinball
1986 Williams - HIGH SPEED pinball
1986 Williams - PINBOT pinball
1986 Williams - ROAD KINGS pinball
1986 Zacarria - BLACK BELT pinball
1987 Bally - DUNGEONS & DRAGONS pinball
1987 Gottlieb - MONTE CARLO pinball
1987 Williams - F-14 TOMCAT pinball
1987 Williams - FIRE pinball
1987 Williams - MILLIONAIRE pinball .
1987 Williams - SPACE STATION pinball
1988 Bally - BLACKWATER 100 pinball .
1988 Bally - TRUCK STOP pinball .
1988 Data East - TIME MACHINE pinball .
1988 Gottlieb - EXCALIBUR pinball .
1988 Williams - BANZAI RUN pinball .
1988 Williams - CYCLONE pinball
1988 Williams - JOKEREZ pinball
1988 Williams - SWORDS OF FURY pinball .
1988 Williams - TAXI pinball .
1989 Bally - ATLANTIS pinball .
1989 Bally - MOUSIN' AROUND pinball .
1989 Data East - ABC MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL pinball .
1989 Data East - PLAYBOY 35TH ANNIVERSARY pinball .
1989 Gottlieb - LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION pinball .
1989 Williams - BLACK KNIGHT 2000 pinball .
1989 Williams - EARTHSHAKER pinball .
1989 Williams - POLICE FORCE pinball .
1990 Bally - DR. DUDE pinball .
1990 Bally - GAME SHOW pinball .
1990 Bally - POOL SHARKS pinball .
1990 Bally - RADICAL pinball .
1990 Data East - SIMPSONS pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - SILVER SLUGGER pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - TITLE FIGHT pinball .
1990 Gottlieb - VEGAS pinball .
1990 Williams - DINER pinball .
1990 Williams - FUNHOUSEpinball .
1990 Williams - ROLLERGAMES pinball .
1990 Williams - WHIRLWIND pinball .
1991 Bally - ADDAMS FAMILY pinball .
1991 Bally - BUGS BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY BALL pinball .
1991 Bally - HARLEY DAVIDSON pinball .
1991 Data East - CHECKPOINT pinball .
1991 Data East - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES pinball .
1991 Gottlieb - CAR HOP pinball .
1991 Gottlieb - HOOPS pinball .
1991 Williams - HURRICANE pinball .
1991 Williams - SLUGFEST pitch and bat baseball .
1991 Williams - TERMINATOR 2, JUDGEMENT DAY pinball
1992 Alvin G. - U.S.A. FOOTBALL pinball .
1992 Bally - DOCTOR WHO pinball .
1992 Gottlieb - CUE BALL WIZARD pinball .
1992 Gottlieb - SUPER MARIO BROS. MUSHROOM WORLD pinball .
1992 Williams - THE GETAWAY, HIGH SPEED 2 pinball .
1993 Alvin G. - MYSTERY CASTLE pinball .
1993 Alvin G. - PISTOL POKER pinball .
1993 Bally - CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON pinball .
1993 Bally - JUDGE DREDD pinball .
1993 Bally - TWILIGHT ZONE pinball .
1993 Data East - JURASSIC PARK pinball .
1993 Data East - ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE pinball .
1993 Data East - TALES FROM THE CRYPT pinball .
1993 Gottlieb - TEED OFF pinball .
1993 Gottlieb - WIPEOUT pinball .
1993 Williams - BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA pinball .
1993 Williams - INDIANA JONES pinball .
1993 Williams - STAR TREK, NEXT GENERATION pinball
1994 Data East - GUNS N' ROSES pinball .
1994 Data East - MAVERICK pinball .
1994 Data East - TOMMY pinball .
1994 Data East - WWF ROYAL RUMBLE pinball .
1994 Gottlieb - CLASS OF 1812 pinball .
1994 Gottlieb - FREDDY - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET pinball .
1994 Gottlieb - GLADIATORS pinball .
1994 Gottlieb - WORLD CHALLENGE SOCCER pinball .
1994 Stern - MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN pinball .
1994 Williams - DEMOLITION MAN pinball .
1994 Williams - POPEYE SAVES THE EARTH pinball .
1994 Williams - ROADSHOW pinball .
1995 Bally - ATTACK FROM MARS pinball .
1995 Bally - THEATRE OF MAGIC pinball .
1995 Capcom - PINBALL MAGIC pinball .
1995 Gottlieb - STRIKES N' SPARES ball bowler .
1995 Gottlieb - WATER WORLD pinball .
1995 Williams - CONGO pinball .
1995 Williams - DIRTY HARRY pinball .
1996 Bally - SAFECRACKER pinball .
1996 Capcom - BREAKSHOT pinball .
1996 Gottlieb - MARIO ANDRETTI pinball .
1996 Sega - TWISTER pinball
1996 Stern- GOLDENEYE pinball .
1996 Williams- TALES OF THE ARABIAN NIGHTS pinball .
1997 Bally - CIRQUIS VOLTAIRE pinball
1997 Bally - NBA FASTBREAK pinball .
1997 Stern - JURASSIC PARK - THE LOST WORLD pinball
1997 Stern - STARSHIP TROOPERS pinball
1997 Stern - X-FILES pinball
1998 Bally - CHAMPION PUB pinball
1998 Stern - LOST IN SPACE pinball .
1998 Stern - VIPER - NIGHT DRIVIN' pinball .
1999 Bally - CACTUS CANYON pinball .
1999 Stern - SOUTH PARK pinball .
1999 Williams - STAR WARS, EPISODE ONE pinball
2000 Stern - STRIKER XTREME pinball .
2002 Stern - PLAYBOY pinball
2007 PMI/Capcom - BIG BANG BAR pinball .
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