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1978 Bally - MATA HARI (SS) pinball![]()
2013 Stern - MARVEL, THE AVENGERS THE PIN pinball![]()
1982 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP '82 pinball.
1988 Williams - CYCLONE pinball![]()
1989 Bally - ELVIRA AND THE PARTY MONSTERS pinball![]()
1989 Williams - BLACK KNIGHT 2000 pinball![]()
1993 Data East - ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE pinball..
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1945 American Scale Mfg. Co. - WATE
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2003 Sammy - Atomiswave
SPORTS
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1995 Rowe-AMI - CD-RN
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19?? Sankyo - PACHINCO "pinball".![]()
19?? Kazenoyou-Jinbou - NASCAR RACING Slot Machine.
1920's Western Electric - TELEPHONE BOOTH![]()
1931 RCA - HOTEL RADIO![]()
1931 Western Electric - TELEPHONE BOOTH![]()
1935 American Scale Mfg. Co. - WATE AND FATE Penny Scale![]()
1935 Buckley Mfg. Co. - CRISS CROSS Dime Slot Machine![]()
1938 Columbia - BELL Double Jackpot slot machine![]()
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine![]()
1938 Mills - VEST POCKETslot machine![]()
1938 Mills - VEST POCKET slot machine![]()
1940's Western Electric - Telephone Booth![]()
1940 Chicago Coin - ALL AMERICAN pinball![]()
1946 Jennings - Standard Chief slot machine![]()
1946 Jennings - Club Chief slot machine![]()
1946 Jennings - Tic Tac Toe Chief slot machine![]()
1947 Genco - BRONCHOPinball.
1948 Chicago Coin - HOLIDAY pinball![]()
1948 Genco - FLOATING POWER pinball![]()
1948 Gottlieb - LADY ROBINHOOD pinball![]()
1948 United - WISCONSIN pinball![]()
1948 Wurlitzer - Model 1100 jukebox![]()
1949 Chicago Coin - PIN-BOWLER pinball![]()
1949 Williams - ALL AMERICAN QUARTERBACK pinball![]()
1949 Williams - ST. LOUIS pinball![]()
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK SWAMI penny fortune teller/napkin holder![]()
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK SWAMI penny fortune teller/napkin holder![]()
1950 F. E. Ericson Co. - ASK SWAMI penny fortune t eller/napkin holder![]()
1950 Gottlieb - BUFFALO BILL pinball![]()
1950 Gottlieb - KNOCKOUT pinball![]()
1950 Gottlieb - SEA JOCKEYS pinball![]()
1950 Williams - BOWLETTE shuffle bowler![]()
1950 Williams - LUCKY INNING pinball![]()
1950 Wurlitzer - Model 1250 "Golden Opportunity" jukebox![]()
1951 Chicago Coin - PLAY BALL pinball![]()
1952 Gottlieb - CHINATOWN pinball![]()
1952 Gottlieb - HIT 'N' RUN pinball![]()
1952 Gottlieb - SKILL-POOL pinball![]()
1952 Williams - 8 BALL pinball![]()
1952 Williams - FOUR CORNERS pinball![]()
1952 Williams - SPORTSMAN pinball![]()
1953 Bally - PALM SPRINGS bingo![]()
1953 Gottlieb - ARABIAN KNIGHTS pinball![]()
1953 Gottlieb - GRAND SLAM pinball![]()
1953 Gottlieb - GUYS DOLLS pinball![]()
1953 Gottlieb - PINWHEEL pinball![]()
1953 Seeburg - 100 WALL-O-MATIC wall box![]()
1953 Williams - TIMES SQUARE pinball![]()
1954 Bally - HI FI bingo![]()
1954 Chicago Coin - HOME RUN pitch and bat baseball![]()
1954 Gottlieb - LADY LUCK pinball![]()
1955 Gottlieb - GYPSY QUEEN pinball![]()
1956 Automatic Electric Co. - PAY TELEPHONE![]()
1956 Gottlieb - AUTO RACE pinball![]()
1956 Gottlieb - CLASSY BOWLER pinball![]()
1956 Williams - 4 BAGGER DELUXE pitch and bat baseball![]()
1956 Williams - PERKY pinball![]()
1956 Williams - PICCADILLY pinball![]()
1956 Williams - TIM-BUC-TU pinball![]()
1957 Ford - PENNY GUMBALL gumball machine![]()
1957 Gottlieb - ACE HIGH pinball![]()
1957 Gottlieb - FALSTAFF pinball![]()
1957 Gottlieb - ROYAL FLUSH pinball![]()
1957 Gottlieb - WHIRL WIND pinball![]()
1957 Gottlieb - WORLD CHAMP pinball![]()
1957 Williams - DELUXE BASEBALL 1957 pitch and bat baseball![]()
1957 Williams - RENO pinball![]()
1957 Williams - SHOO SHOO pinball![]()
1958 Ford - FORD GUMBALL gumball machine![]()
1958 Gottlieb - CRISS CROSS pinball![]()
1958 Gottlieb - DOUBLE ACTION pinball![]()
1958 Gottlieb - ROCKET SHIP pinball![]()
1958 Gottlieb - SITTIN' PRETTY pinball![]()
1958 Williams - 3 D pinball![]()
1958 Williams - GUSHER pinball![]()
1958 Williams - SHORT STOP pitch and bat baseball![]()
1958 Williams - TOP HAT pinball![]()
1958 Williams - TURF CHAMP pinball![]()
1959 Ford - FORD GUMBALL gumball machine![]()
1959 Gottlieb - ATLAS pinball![]()
1959 Gottlieb - HI DIVER pinball![]()
1959 Gottlieb - MISS ANNABELLE pinball![]()
1959 Gottlieb - QUEEN OF DIAMONDS pinball![]()
1959 Select-O-Vend - CANDY/GUM VENDOR![]()
1959 Vendo - Model 44 coke machine![]()
1959 Williams - CROSSWORD pinball![]()
1959 Williams - FIESTA pinball![]()
1959 Williams - NAGS pinball![]()
1960's Western Electric - Telephone Booth![]()
1960 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN KIDD pinball![]()
1960 Gottlieb - LITE-A-CARDpinball![]()
1960 Gottlieb - MELODY LANE pinball![]()
1960 Gottlieb - SPOT-A-CARD pinball![]()
1960 Gottlieb - WORLD BEAUTIES pinball![]()
1960 Seeburg - AQ-100 Select-O-Matic jukebox![]()
1960 Seeburg - AQ-100 Select-O-Matic jukebox![]()
1961 Gottlieb - BIG CASINO pinball![]()
1961 Gottleib - EGG HEAD pinball![]()
1961 Gottlieb - OKLAHOMA pinball![]()
1961 Williams - HOLLYWOOD pinball![]()
1962 Ford - FORD GUMBALL gumball machine![]()
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER CLOWN pinball![]()
1962 Gottlieb - FLIPPER COWBOY pinball![]()
1962 Gottlieb - OLYMPICS pinball![]()
1962 Gottlieb - RACK-A-BALL pinball![]()
1962 Rock-Ola - MODEL 1496 EMPRESS 45 RPM jukebox![]()
1962 Williams - 3 COINS pinball![]()
1962 Williams - VAGABOND pinball![]()
1963 Bally - HOOTENANNY pinball![]()
1963 Gottlieb - SLICK CHICK pinball![]()
1963 Gottlieb - SWEET HEARTS pinball![]()
1963 Williams - 1963 MAJOR LEAGUE pitch and bat baseball![]()
1964 Bally - 2 IN 1 pinball![]()
1964 Bally - BIG DAY pinball![]()
1964 Bally - CHAMP pinball![]()
1964 Gottlieb - BIG TOP pinball![]()
1964 Gottlieb - WORLD FAIR pinball![]()
1964 Gottlieb - NORTH STAR pinball![]()
1964 Williams - HEAT WAVE pinball![]()
1964 Williams - OH BOY pinball![]()
1964 Williams - PALOOKA pinball![]()
1964 Williams - SOCCER pinball![]()
1964 Williams - ZIG ZAG pinball![]()
1965 Bally - EL TORO pinball![]()
1965 Bally - TRIO pinball![]()
1965 Gottlieb - BUCKAROO pinball![]()
1965 Gottlieb - DODGE CITY pinball![]()
1965 Gottlieb - FLIPPER POOL pinball![]()
1965 Gottlieb - KINGS & QUEENS pinball![]()
1965 Gottlieb - SKYLINE pinball![]()
1965 Midway - PLAY BALL pitch and bat basebal![]()
1965 Williams - BOWL A STRIKE pinball![]()
1966 Automatic Electric Co. - PAY TELEPHONE![]()
1966 Chicago Coin - KICKER pinball![]()
1966 Gottlieb - CENTRAL PARK pinball![]()
1966 Gottlieb - CROSS TOWN pinball![]()
1966 Williams - A GO GO pinball![]()
1966 Williams - FULL HOUSE pinball![]()
1966 Williams - HOT LINE pinball![]()
1966 Williams - PITCH & BAT pitch and bat baseball![]()
1967 Bally - DIXIELAND pinball![]()
1967 Chicago Coin - BEATNICKS pinball![]()
1967 Chicago Coin - BULLSEYE BASEBALL pitch and bat baseball![]()
1967 Gottlieb - SUPER SCORE pinball![]()
1967 Rock-Ola - MODEL 434 CONCERTO 45 RPM jukebox![]()
1967 Williams - BASE HIT pitch and bat baseball![]()
1967 Williams - BEAT TIME pinball![]()
1967 Williams - DERBY DAY pinball![]()
1967 Williams - MAGIC CITY pinball![]()
1967 Williams - MAGIC TOWN pinball![]()
1967 Williams - SHANGRI-LA pinball![]()
1967 Williams - TOUCHDOWN pinball![]()
1968 Bally - DOGIES pinball![]()
1968 Bally - ROCK MAKERS pinball![]()
1968 Bally - SAFARI pinball![]()
1968 Gottlieb - DOMINO pinball![]()
1968 Gottlieb - FUN LAND pinball![]()
1968 Williams - BALL PARK pitch and bat baseball![]()
1968 Williams - CABARET pinball![]()
1968 Williams - DING DONG pinball![]()
1968 Williams - DOOZIE pinball![]()
1968 Williams - JOLLY ROGER pinball![]()
1968 Williams - LADY LUCK pinball![]()
1968 Williams - STUDENT PRINCE pinball![]()
1969 Bally - BALLY HOO pinball![]()
1969 Gottlieb - AIRPORT pinball![]()
1969 Gottlieb - COLLEGE QUEENS pinball![]()
1969 Gottlieb - MIBS pinball![]()
1969 Gottlieb - SPIN-A-CARD pinball![]()
1969 Gottlieb - WILD WILD WEST pinball![]()
1969 Williams - EXPO pinball.
1969 Williams - FAST BALL pitch and bat baseball![]()
1969 Williams - MISS-O pinball![]()
1969 Williams - PADDOCK pinball.
1968 Williams - STUDENT PRINCE pinball![]()
1970 Bally - BOWL-O pinball![]()
1970 Bally - CAMELOT pinball![]()
1970 Bally - TRAIL DRIVE pinball![]()
1970 Chicago Coin - COWBOY pinball![]()
1970 Gottlieb - BASEBALL pinball![]()
1970 Gottlieb - CARD TRIX pinball![]()
1970 Gottlieb - CRESCENDO pinball![]()
1970 Gottlieb - MINI CYCLE pinball![]()
1970 Gottlieb - SNOW QUEENpinball![]()
1970 Williams - ROCK 'N ROLL pinball![]()
1970 Williams - STRAIGHT FLUSH pinball![]()
1970 Williams - STRIKE ZONE pinball![]()
1971 Bally - DOUBLE-UP pinball![]()
1971 Bally - EXPRESSWAY pinball![]()
1971 Bally - FOUR MILLION B. C. pinball![]()
1971 Bally - VAMPIRE pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - 2001 pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - 4 SQUARE pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - DIMENSION pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - DROP A CARD pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - ORBIT pinball![]()
1971 Gottlieb - PLAY BALL pinball![]()
1971 Williams - ACTION BASEBALL pitch and bat baseball![]()
1971 Williams - KLONDIKE pinball![]()
1971 Williams - GOLD RUSH pinball![]()
1971 Williams - SOLIDS N STRIPES pinball![]()
1972 Bally - TWIN JOKER bingo![]()
1972 Chicago Coin - CASINO pinball![]()
1972 Chicago Coin - HOME RUN pitch and bat baseball![]()
1972 Gottlieb - FLYING CARPET pinball![]()
1972 Gottlieb - GRAND SLAM pinball![]()
1972 Gottlieb - OUTER SPACE pinball![]()
1972 Gottlieb - WILD LIFE pinball![]()
1972 Williams - GRANADA pinball![]()
1972 Williams - OLYMPIC HOCKEY pinball![]()
1972 Williams - SUPERSTAR pinball![]()
1972 Williams - TRAVEL TIME pinball![]()
1972 Williams - WINNER pinball![]()
1973 Bally - HI-LO ACE pinball![]()
1973 Bally - NIP-IT pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - BIG BRAVE pinball![]()
1973 Chicago Coin - HEE HAW pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - BIG SHOT pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - HOT SHOT pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - JUMPING JACK pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - JUNGLE KING pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - KING PIN pinball![]()
1973 Gottlieb - PRO FOOTBALL pinball![]()
1973 Williams - AMBUSH Gun Game![]()
1973 Williams - DARLING pinball![]()
1973 Williams - GULFSTREAM pinball![]()
1973 Williams - TRIPLE ACTION pinball![]()
1973 Williams - TROPIC FUN pinball![]()
1974 Bally - BOOMERANG pinball![]()
1974 Bally - SKY KINGS pinball![]()
1974 Bally - TWIN WIN pinball![]()
1974 Chicago Coin - GIN pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - BIG BRAVE pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - BIG INDIAN pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - BIG SHOT pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - CAPTAIN CARD pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - MAGNOTRON pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - OUT OF SIGHT pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - SUPER SOCCER pinball![]()
1974 Gottlieb - TOP CARD pinball![]()
1974 Williams - DEALER'S CHOICE pinball![]()
1974 Williams - LUCKY ACE pinball![]()
1974 Williams - SKYLAB pinball![]()
1974 Williams - SUPER-FLITE pinball![]()
1974 Williams - TRIPLE ACTION pinball![]()
1975 Bally - BOW AND ARROW pinball![]()
1975 Bally - FLICKER pinball![]()
1975 Bally - HI DEAL pinball![]()
1975 Bally - WIZARD pinball![]()
1975 Chicago Coin - BLUE MAXpinball![]()
1975 Chicago Coin - GOLD RECORD pinball![]()
1975 Chicago Coin - OLYMPICS pinball![]()
1975 Chicago Coin - RED BARON pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - ATLANTIS pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - FAST DRAW pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - OUT OF SIGHT pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - PIN-UP pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - TARGET ALPHA pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - TOP SCORE pinball![]()
1975 Gottlieb - TOP TEN pinball![]()
1975 Recel - MOON FLIGHT pinball![]()
1975 Williams - AMBUSH gun game![]()
1975 Williams - LITTLE CHIEF pinball![]()
1975 Williams - SATIN DOLL pinball![]()
1975 Williams - TRIPLE STRIKE pinball![]()
1976 Bally - ALADDIN'S CASTLE pinball![]()
1976 Bally - CAPTAIN FANTASTIC pinball![]()
1976 Bally - HANG GLIDER pinball![]()
1976 Bally - OLD CHICAGO pinball![]()
1976 Chicago Coin - CINEMA pinball![]()
1976 Chicago Coin - HOLLYWOOD pinball.
1976 Chicago Coin - JUKEBOX pinball![]()
1976 Chicago Coin - SOUND STAGE pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - PIONEER pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - ROYAL FLUSH pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - SHIP AHOY pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - SOLAR CITY pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - SPIRIT OF '76 pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - SURE SHOT pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - SURF CHAMP pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - TARGET ALPHA pinball![]()
1976 Gottlieb - VOLLEYpinball![]()
1976 Williams - AZTEC pinball![]()
1976 Williams - BLUE CHIP pinball![]()
1976 Williams - GRAND PRIX pinball![]()
1976 Williams - SPACE MISSION pinball![]()
1976 Williams - SPACE ODYSSEY pinball.
1976 Williams - STAR POOL pinball![]()
1976 Williams - TOLEDO pinball![]()
1977 Bally - EIGHT BALL pinball![]()
1977 Bally - EVEL KNIEVEL (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - EVEL KNIEVEL (SS) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - FREEDOM (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - FREEDOM (SS) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - MATA HARI (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - NIGHT RIDER (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - NIGHT RIDER (SS) pinball![]()
1977 Bally - POWER PLAY (BOBBY ORR) pinball![]()
1977 Fascination Ltd. - ROY CLARK, THE ENTERTAINER pinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - BRONCO pinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - CENTIGRADE 37 pinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - JACKS OPEN pinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - JOKER POKERpinball![]()
1977 Gottlieb - MUSTANG pinball![]()
1977 Segasa - MONACO pinball![]()
1977 Sonic - MARS-TREK pinball![]()
1977 Stern - DISCOpinball![]()
1977 Stern - PINBALL (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Stern - STAMPEDE pinball![]()
1977 Stern - RAWHIDE pinball![]()
1977 Williams - ARGOSY pinball![]()
1977 Williams - AZTEC pinball![]()
1977 Williams - BIG DEAL pinball![]()
1977 Williams - LIBERTY BELL pinball![]()
1977 Williams - LUCKY SEVEN (EM) pinball![]()
1977 Williams - LUCKY SEVEN (SS) pinball![]()
1977 Williams - WILD CARD pinball![]()
1977 Zaccaria - CIRCUS pinball![]()
1977 Zaccaria - COMBAT pinball![]()
1978 Bally - FIREBALL pinball![]()
1978 Bally - LOST WORLD pinball![]()
1978 Bally - MATA HARI (SS) pinball![]()
1978 Bally - PLAYBOY pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - CLOSE ENCOUNTERS (EM) pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - DRAGON pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - GRIDIRONpinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - JOKER POKER pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - NEPTUNE pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (EM) pinball![]()
1978 Gottlieb - SINBAD (SS) pinball![]()
1978 Stern - LECTRONAMO pinball.
1978 Stern - STARS pinball![]()
1978 Stern - TED NUGENT pinball![]()
1978 Stern - WILD FYRE pinball![]()
1979 Williams - GORGAR pinball![]()
1978 Williams - PHOENIX pinball![]()
1978 Williams - TRI ZONE pinball![]()
1978 Williams - WORLD CUP pinball![]()
1978 Zaccaria - HOUSE OF DIAMONDS pinball.
1978 Zaccaria - WINTER SPORTS pinball![]()
1979 Atari - SUPERMAN pinball![]()
1979 Bally - DOLLY PARTON pinball![]()
1979 Bally - FUTURE SPA pinball![]()
1979 Bally - HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS pinball![]()
1979 Bally - KISS pinball![]()
1979 Bally - PARAGON pinball![]()
1979 Bally - STAR TREK pinball![]()
1979 Gottlieb - COUNT DOWN pinball![]()
1979 Gottlieb - GENIE pinball![]()
1979 Gottlieb - TOTEM pinball![]()
1979 Stern - HOT HAND pinball![]()
1979 Stern - METEOR pinball![]()
1979 Williams - DISCO FEVER pinball![]()
1979 Williams - FLASH pinball![]()
1979 Williams - GORGAR pinball![]()
1979 Williams - LASER BALL pinball![]()
1979 Williams - SCORPION pinball![]()
1979 Williams - STELLAR WARS pinball![]()
1979 Williams - TIME WARP pinball![]()
1980 Bally - HOT DOGGIN' pinball![]()
1980 Bally - MYSTIC pinball![]()
1980 Bally - NITRO GROUNDSHAKER pinball![]()
1980 Bally - ROLLING STONES pinball![]()
1980 Bally - SILVERBALL MANIA pinball![]()
1980 Bally - XENON pinball![]()
1980 Gottlieb - ASTEROID ANNIE AND THE ALIENS pinball![]()
1980 Gottlieb - STAR RACE pinball![]()
1980 Stern - GALAXY pinball![]()
1980 Stern - FLIGHT 2000 pinball![]()
1980 Stern - NINE BALL pinball![]()
1980 Williams - ALIEN POKER pinball![]()
1980 Williams - BLACK KNIGHT pinball![]()
1980 Williams - BLACKOUT pinball![]()
1980 Williams - FIREPOWER pinball![]()
1981 Bally - CENTAUR pinball![]()
1981 Bally - EIGHT BALL DELUXE pinball![]()
1981 Bally - ELEKTRA pinball.
1981 Bally - FATHOM pinball![]()
1981 Stern - CATACOMB pinball![]()
1981 Stern - LIGHTNING pinball![]()
1981 Stern - SPLIT SECOND pinball![]()
1981 Williams - BARRACORA pinball![]()
1981 Williams - JUNGLE LORD pinball![]()
1981 Williams - PHOENIX pinball![]()
1981 Williams - SOLAR FIRE pinball![]()
1982 Bally - EIGHT BALL DELUXE LIMITED EDITION pinball![]()
1982 Bally - SPEAK EASY pinball![]()
1982 Bally - VECTOR pinball![]()
1982 Gottlieb - DEVIL'S DARE pinball![]()
1982 Williams - HYPERBALL gun game![]()
1982 Williams - TIME FANTASYpinball![]()
1982 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP '82 pinball.
1982 Zaccaria - SOCCER KINGS pinball![]()
1983 Bally - BMX pinball![]()
1983 Bally - CENTAUR II pinball![]()
1983 Bally - GRAND SLAM pinball![]()
1983 Gottlieb - READY AIM FIRE pinball![]()
1983 Rock-Ola - Model 1000 45 RPM jukebox![]()
1983 Williams - FIREPOWER II pinball![]()
1983 Williams - TIME FANTASY pinball![]()
1983 Zaccaria - DEVIL RIDERS pinball![]()
1983 Zaccaria - FARFALLA pinball![]()
1983 Zaccaria - PINBALL CHAMP pinball![]()
1983 Zaccaria - TIME MACHINE pinball![]()
1984 Bally - BLACK PYRAMID pinball![]()
1984 Bally - EIGHT BALL DELUXE pinball![]()
1984 Bally - KINGS OF STEEL pinball![]()
1984 Bally - X's & O's pinball![]()
1984 Gottlieb - ELDORADO CITY OF GOLD pinball![]()
1984 Gottlieb - JACKS TO OPEN pinball![]()
1984 Gottlieb - TOUCHDOWN pinball![]()
1984 Williams - PENNANT FEVER pitch and bat baseball![]()
1984 Williams - SPACE SHUTTLE pinball![]()
1984 Williams - STAR LIGHT pinball![]()
1985 Bally - CYBERNAUT pinball
1985 Bally - FIREBALL CLASSIC pinball![]()
1985 Gottlieb - BOUNTY HUNTER pinball.
1985 Gottlieb - ICE FEVER pinball![]()
1955 Western Electric Co. - PAY TELEPHONE![]()
1985 Williams - COMET pinball![]()
1985 Williams - SORCERERpinball![]()
1986 Bally - MOTORDOME pinball.
1986 Gottlieb - GENESIS pinball![]()
1986 Gottlieb - GOLD WINGS pinball.
1986 Gottlieb - HOLLYWOOD HEAT pinball
1986 Gottlieb - RAVEN pinball.
1986 Williams - GRAND LIZARD pinball![]()
1986 Williams - PINBOT pinball![]()
1986 Williams - ROAD KINGS pinball![]()
1986 Zacarria - BLACK BELT pinball![]()
1987 Bally - DUNGEONS & DRAGONS pinball![]()
1987 Bally - PARTY ANIMAL pinball![]()
1987 Gottlieb - MONTE CARLO pinball![]()
1987 Williams - BIG GUNS pinball![]()
1987 Williams - F-14 TOMCAT pinball![]()
1987 Williams - FIREpinball![]()
1987 Williams - FIRE CHAMPAGNE EDITION pinball![]()
1986 Williams - HIGH SPEED pinball![]()
1987 Williams - MILLIONAIRE pinball.
1987 Williams - SPACE STATION pinball![]()
1988 Bally - BLACKWATER 100 pinball.
1988 Bally - TRUCK STOP pinball.
1988 Data East - SECRET SERVICE pinball![]()
1988 Data East - TIME MACHINE pinball.
1988 Gottlieb - EXCALIBURpinball.
1988 Williams - BANZAI RUNpinball.
1988 Williams - CYCLONE pinball![]()
1988 Williams - JOKEREZ pinball![]()
1988 Williams - SWORDS OF FURY pinball.
1988 Williams - TAXI pinball.
1989 Antique Apparatus - BUBBLER 45 RPM jukebox![]()
1989 Bally - ATLANTIS pinball.
1989 Bally - ELVIRA AND THE PARTY MONSTERS pinball![]()
1989 Bally - MOUSIN' AROUND pinball.
1989 Data East - ABC MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL pinball.
1989 Data East - PLAYBOY 35TH ANNIVERSARY pinball![]()
1989 Gottlieb - BONE BUSTERS pinball.
1989 Gottlieb - LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION pinball.
1989 Williams - BLACK KNIGHT 2000 pinball.
1989 Williams - EARTHSHAKER pinball.
1989 Williams - POLICE FORCE pinball.
1989 Wurlitzer - 1015 ONE MORE TIME 45 RPM jukebox![]()
1990 Bally - DR. DUDE pinball.
1990 Bally - GAME SHOW pinball.
1990 Bally - POOL SHARKS pinball.
1990 Bally - RADICAL pinball.
1990 Data East - BACK TO THE FUTURE pinball.
1990 Data East - SIMPSONS pinball.
1990 Gottlieb - SILVER SLUGGER pinball.
1990 Gottlieb - TITLE FIGHT pinball.
1990 Gottlieb - VEGAS pinball.
1990 Williams - DINER pinball![]()
1990 Williams - FUNHOUSE pinball.
1990 Williams - ROLLERGAMES pinball.
1990 Williams - WHIRLWIND pinball.
1991 Alvin G. & Co. - SOCCER-BALL pinball.
1991 Alvin G. & Co. - U. S. A. FOOTBALL pinball.
1991 Bally - BUGS BUNNY'S BIRTHDAY BALL pinball.
1991 Bally - HARLEY DAVIDSON pinball.
1991 Data East - CHECKPOINT pinball![]()
1991 Williams - GILLIGAN'S ISLAND pinball![]()
1991 Data East - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES pinball.
1991 Gottlieb - CAR HOP pinball.
1991 Gottlieb - HOOPS pinball.
1991 Gottlieb - SURF 'N SAFARI pinball.
1991 Williams - HURRICANE pinball.
1991 Williams - SLUGFEST pitch and bat baseball.
1991 Williams - TERMINATOR 2, JUDGEMENT DAY pinball![]()
1992 Alvin G. - U.S.A. FOOTBALL pinball.
1992 Bally - ADDAMS FAMILY pinball.
1992 Bally - DOCTOR WHO pinball.
1992 Gottlieb - CUE BALL WIZARD pinball.
1992 Gottlieb - SUPER MARIO BROS. MUSHROOM WORLD pinball.
1992 Bally - CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON pinball.
1992 Williams - THE GETAWAY, HIGH SPEED 2 pinball.
1992 Williams - FISH TALES pinball![]()
1993 Alvin G. - MYSTERY CASTLE pinball.
1993 Alvin G. - PISTOL POKER pinball.
1993 Bally - JUDGE DREDD pinball.
1993 Bally - TWILIGHT ZONE pinball.
1993 Data East - HOOK pinball.
1993 Data East - JURASSIC PARK pinball.
1993 Data East - ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE pinball..
1993 Data East - TALES FROM THE CRYPT pinball.
1993 Gottlieb - GLADIATORS pinball.
1993 Gottlieb - TEE'D OFF pinball.
1993 Gottlieb - WIPEOUT pinball.
1993 Williams - BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA pinball.
1993 Williams - INDIANA JONES pinball.
1993 Williams - NO FEAR - DANGEROUS SPORTS pinball.
1993 Williams - STAR TREK, THE NEXT GENERATION pinball![]()
1994 Bally - WORLD CUP SOCCER pinball![]()
1994 Data East - MAVERICK pinball.
1994 Data East - GUNS N' ROSES pinball.
1994 Data East - THE WHO'S TOMMY pinball.
1994 Data East - WWF ROYAL RUMBLE pinball.
1994 Gottlieb - CLASS OF 1812 pinball.
1994 Gottlieb - FREDDY - NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET pinball.
1994 Gottlieb - WORLD CHALLENGE SOCCER pinball.
1994 Stern - MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN pinball.
1994 Williams - DEMOLITION MAN pinball.
1994 Williams - POPEYE SAVES THE EARTH pinball.
1994 Williams - ROADSHOW pinball.
1995 Bally - ATTACK FROM MARS pinball.
1995 Bally - INDIANAPOLIS 500 pinball.
1995 Bally - THEATRE OF MAGIC pinball.
1994 Bally - WORLD CUP SOCCER pinball.
1995 Capcom - PINBALL MAGIC pinball.
1995 Gottlieb - STARGATE pinball.
1995 Gottlieb - STRIKES N' SPARES ball bowler![]()
1995 Gottlieb - WATER WORLD pinball.
1995 Rowe-AMI - CD-RN BUBBLER CD jukebox![]()
1995 Unknown - TWO-BIT PINBALL NEON neon sign.
1995 Williams - CONGO pinball.
1995 Williams - DIRTY HARRY pinball.
1995 Williams - JACK-BOT pinball.
1996 Bally - SAFECRACKER pinball.
1996 Capcom - BREAKSHOT pinball.
1996 Gottlieb - MARIO ANDRETTI pinball.
1996 Sega - SPACE JAM pinball![]()
1996 Sega - TWISTER pinball![]()
1996 Stern- GOLDENEYE pinball![]()
1996 Stern- INDEPENDENCE DAY pinball.
1996 Williams- TALES OF THE ARABIAN NIGHTS pinball.
1997 Bally - CIRQUIS VOLTAIRE pinball![]()
1997 Bally - NBA FASTBREAK pinball.
1997 Sega - STARSHIP TROOPERS pinball![]()
1997 Sega - JURASSIC PARK - THE LOST WORLD pinball![]()
1997 Stern - X-FILES pinball![]()
1998 Bally - CHAMPION PUB pinball![]()
1998 Sega - LOST IN SPACE pinball.
1998 Sega - VIPER - NIGHT DRIVIN' pinball.
1999 Bally - CACTUS CANYON pinball.
1999 Bally - REVENGE FROM MARS pinball![]()
1999 Sega - SOUTH PARK pinball![]()
1999 Williams - STAR WARS, EPISODE ONE pinball![]()
2000 Wurlitzer - W-64 Coke Machine![]()
2000 Display Power - BALLY PINBALL neon sign![]()
2000 Stern - SHARKEY'S SHOOTOUT pinball![]()
2000 Stern - STRIKER XTREME pinball.
2001 Edina Technical Products - MOVIE BLASTER gumball pinball![]()
2001 Stern - AUSTIN POWERS pinball.
2001 Stern - HIGH ROLLER CASINO pinball![]()
2001 Stern - MONOPOLY pinball![]()
2001 Stern - NFL PHILADELPHIA EAGLES pinball.
2002 Chicago Gaming - VACATION AMERICA pinball![]()
2002 Neon Concepts - ROCK N ROLL neon sign![]()
2002 Stern - HARLEY DAVIDSON 2nd EDITION pinball![]()
2002 Stern - PLAYBOY pinball![]()
2003 Actown Exectrocoil - GAME ROOM neon sign![]()
2003 Sammy - Atomiswave SPORTS SHOOTING USA video game![]()
2004 Stern - ELVIS pinball![]()
2005 Stern - NASCAR pinball![]()
2006 Zizzle - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN pinball![]()
2007 PMI/Capcom - BIG BANG BAR pinball.
2007 Stern - DALE EARNHARDT Jr. pinball![]()
2007 Stern - FAMILY GUY pinball.
2013 Stern - MARVEL, THE AVENGERS THE PIN pinball![]()
2017 Stern/Whizz Bang Pinball - THE PABST CAN CRUSHER pinball![]()
2019 Stern - BLACK KNIGHT SWORD OF RAGE LEpinball![]()
2024 Stern - BLACK KNIGHT SWORD OF RAGE PROpinball![]()
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