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Below are
highlights from my trip to
Maybe it was the exhaustion
from 1 hour sleep before catching the plane; but two Mai Tai's in, and I'm
enjoying this place. REALLY enjoying it.
Our Pool in

Birds of Paradise –
flowers in our hotel garden
A bird in our hotel garden

Another fantastic day. We
drove through
A view of the
Chickens everywhere!
On the drive back, we stopped
at Spouting Horn, which was really cool. I'm so tired, I can't stand up.
I think I'm going to try to surf tomorrow.
I tried to surf today. I succeeded.
Not that
I was anything special - I took a beginner lesson, and I caught on fine to the
beginner stuff. The waves were pretty small, and there were tons of kids around
doing the same thing (well, not quite as good as me, but mostly the same thing).
But still, I rode small-to-medium sized waves for up to a minute each, and got
up on the board most every wave. Very fun and exciting.
We also ate at Bubba Burgers.
Like I need a Bubba Burger.
Decent, but not worth the hype.
And surfing was not even the highlight of the day. We went to the Kilauea
Lighthouse this morning. There are no words. So incredibly beautiful, with wind
whipping about keeping us cool. Bright and deep blues crashing against black
rocks, making tons of white waves on the rocks; with mountains all around.
Superb.
We also went to the end of the road, which is the beginning of the
We ate delicious Shaved Ice in
We also stopped at the
We played Rage when we got
back to the hotel.
And now, we're sleeping in tomorrow. Yay!
We tried to go to Puka Dog two nights ago, but they closed at 6pm. Maybe
tomorrow before we go. We are eating at Duke's tonight for seafood.
I went hiking today on a smaller trail - Ho'opi'i Falls, I think? Two smaller
(30'?) waterfalls. I swam under the second fall - very invigorating. I
wanted to hike to the bottom of the

We went to a secluded (Gillin)
beach this morning and swam in massive waves - very fun. Then had a Puka Dog
for lunch - pretty good.
MaryLee got sick on the copter,
so she didn't enjoy it. But I was blown away. I was quite terrified in a few
moments - any time the pilot would get us within rock-throwing distance from a
mountain cliff. So apparently, I don't like cliffs from any position. But wow,
this was a spectacular experience.
* We went over the
* All through Waimea canyon,
and another private canyon owned by the Robinson family
* Saw tons of cliffs and waterfalls
* Saw every bit of the Napali Coast, including getting much closer than I
wanted to the arch - our pilot said he had flown Harrison Ford down to the spot
for 6 days 7 nights multiple times
* Then into the extinct
volcano, which had 4000 foot straight-down cliffs and waterfalls - frickin'
unbelievable, and so very gorgeous.
They record our entire trip, including the pilot's narration. But our trip
didn't come out, for some reason - bummer, I was gonna buy it. So instead, they
gave us a canned video of the same tour. Was still good.
Paddle board (surf board,
where you stand up the entire time, holding a paddle) - fun, a major workout. I
did pretty well. In my first lesson, I didn't get to where I could ride the
wave in, but I did get to where I could traverse the waters without falling. Of
course, they had me on a board the size of an aircraft carrier.
Headed to
On
Spoiled.
I needed a day to myself doing
nothing, so I hung out in the (extremely nice) hotel room for the entire
morning, then laid out by the pool for the afternoon.
Then, we went to Ruth's Chris
tonight. Yes, I know it's a chain that you can go to anywhere, but I never do
if I'm paying for my own (I've only been when others have paid). So it was a
real treat, and YUMMY, so incredibly good. Perfect steaks, perfect au gratin
potatoes, sublime creamed spinach, with a martini. Really excellent.
Tomorrow is a calm one, too - driving along the coast for a short while, then
going to a luau tomorrow night.
Friday through Sunday, I'm taking kite surfing lessons. No idea if I'll be able
to do it - they say the learning curve is steep, and I'm out of shape and old.
But hopefully after 3 days, I'll at least be standing on the water some, if not
doing the tricks.
I can't say that I kite surfed
today. More like kite bobbed. The instructor taught me all the fundamentals of
flying the 12 meter kite in the first hour. Then the next 2 hours were flying
the kite out in the ocean - usually about 50 yards out - while I was bobbing in
the water without the board. I mostly got the hang of flying the kite, and
recovering if the kite falls in the water. If the kite lands in one specific
manner, I'm screwed, and have to ride the kite back to shore and start over.
But otherwise, I mostly got it. The instructor gave me a B+ (which is terrible
for me, but he meant it as a compliment). On my last run, he had me take the
board out, which I was able to get on my feet and fly the kite successfully. I
didn't even attempt to get up and ride the board yet - but he thinks I may be
able to do that tomorrow. This is a tough sport.
There were about 30 kite surfers out on the water today. It sounds crowded, but
many of them are way out in the ocean. There were several pros out there going
nuts - so cool to watch. Most of the others were really good, so it's mildly
embarrassing to not even be on the board yet - but it sounds like it's the norm
for beginners.
Laid out on the beach for the rest of the afternoon, as I was pretty tired. Not
as wiped out as when I paddle boarded, but I may be even more tired tomorrow.
Incredible food at Maui
Went to


Went to kite surfing lessons, Day 2. On my first time out, I got up; and
immediately sunk back in the water, because while I got enough power to get me
out of the water, I then let the kite just sit there. Same thing second time.
Same thing third time. And for 2 hours 45 minutes, same thing. I was so
exhausted - feeling like I was drowning, constantly having to come back to
shore and walk it up the shoreline, occasionally getting lifted in the air
about 10 feet and thrown back to the water.
Then on my last run, I got up and went for a run of about 100 yards. Not a ton,
but it was SO exciting - a rush. I was going way too fast for my first run, so
to stop, I just let go of the kite and crashed - not too bad. I was thrilled.
So I'm still not a kite surfer, but I have successfully made exactly one run.
Last lesson tomorrow.
This afternoon, I was SPENT. So I just went to the beach and relaxed. Tonight,
we ate Mexican, played cards, and I felt like jelly. SO VERY TIRED.
Dale and MaryLee drove up to the volcano (over 10000 feet high) and took some
great pictures. This is a
Silversword, a tall flower that only here.
Headed to bed. I hope I can
walk in the morning. I hope I can make multiple runs tomorrow. And while this
sport is ridiculously fun, I'm glad the lessons will be over. I'm beat.
Alan wrote: while this sport is ridiculously fun, I'm glad the
lessons will be over.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
There was no wind yesterday. Two days ago, there were over 50 kites flying. Yesterday,
there was 1. On a weekend. No wind, and yet my instructor had me out there
trying, trying, failing, trying, failing, failing. I simply could not get the
kite in the air. So there were definitely no runs. He thankfully called off the
lesson after 1 hour (I wish he'd called it off altogether). Today, the
prediction was No Wind again, so I'm going snorkelling at the crater instead.
There is supposed to be wind Tuesday. So I'm going back for my final two hours
Tuesday morning, rushing back to the hotel, packing, then heading to the plane.
Tuesday was supposed to be a relaxing day, but now, I'll probably be bruised
and battered for the long plane ride home. A good thing? Bad thing? We'll see.
Snorkelling was great. There
were about 30 people on a large, comfortable catamaran than fit about 70. We
boated to Molokini Crater, where the reef was beautiful and the fish were
everywhere.

I'd never been snorkelling
before, so I don't have anything to compare it to - but it was cool. I saw
multiple schools of fish - yellow/black, black/orange, green/blue, and the most
bizarre was one that looked like a baby swordfish. The guide told me what it
was called, but I can't remember (Trumpetfish?).

Then, we drove to a couple
other locations and snorkelled, including to a place where we saw about 5 300
pound sea turtles. One was about 5 feet from me, legs spread, when I took a
picture.
We then took a boat excursion to the south side of
Last night after dinner, I was so tired, I fell asleep for an hour and a half
on my friends' couch. They tried to wake me twice, but I just couldn't come to.
I think that's an indication of a great vacation.
Today, I have my last kite
surfing lesson, then rush home to pack and fly out. It'll take 24 hours to get
home - seems too long, but I have connections.
And now,
it comes to a close. Here at my hotel, the wind is blowing like crazy. But at
Hanaka beach park, where the kite surfing is, the conditions weren't suitable.
So today was a bust, too. I was hoping to get up today and end the vacation with
some added excitement and accomplishment, but oh well. I talked politics with
the left-wing instructors instead
.
I head to the airport in 15 minutes. I'm packed and very ready to be home. It's
gonna be a crazy-long flight, with stops in Kona (Big Island/Hawaii);
Aloha.
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