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                  New York Times Best Seller List Includes 35 Shortest Books
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        Untied Press Internet'nal - The New York Times Best Seller list of the 35 shortest books ever written
         was announced today at a gala held at the prestegious Waffle House in downtown Manhatten.  While every
         effort was made to ensure accuracy,  not all authors are listed due to time constraints.
 
         In reverse order:

 
                   35. Break Dancing Made Easy - by Mama Cass

                   34. Your Life Preserver And You - by Natalie Wood

                   33. MC Hammer's Investment Tips

                   32. Britney Spears On Quantum Physics

                   31. Proper Feminine Hygiene - by Bette Midler

                   30. Black Like Me - by Michael Jackson

                   29. Dances With Piranhas

                   28. Talk your Way Out Of Anything - by Rodney King

                   27. Legendary Pygmies Of The NBA

                   26. Eat Like A Pig And Never Gain An Ounce - by Rosie O'Donnell

                   25. Janet Reno:  Sex Kitten
                

                   24. John Merrick's Secrets For A Healthier Complexion

                   23. The Joy Of Giving - by The Internal Revenue Service

                   22. The Telly Savalas Guide To Hair Care

                   21. 101 Ways To Pick Up Chicks - by Liberace

                   20. You Too Can Have A Normal Sex Life - by Marv Albert

                   19. Milli Vanilli's Big Book Of Vocal Training

                   18. The ABC'S Of Political Integrity And Government Intelligence

                   17. Getting Away With Murder - by John Wayne Gacy and Theodore Bundy

                   16. Improve Your Memory Improve Your Memory - by Ronald Reagan

                   15. Commodore Computers In The 21st Century

                   14. The Art Of Submission - by Donald Trump

                   13. Secrets Of A Successful Marraige - by Elizabeth Taylor

                   12. Cultivating Customer Loyalty - by Steve Case (CEO America Online)

                   11. Beating Your Heroin Addiction - by John Belushi

                   10. My Adventures In Space - by Christa McCauliffe

                   9.  How A Healthy Diet Can Prolong Your Life - by Jeffery Dahmer

                   8.  How To Get People To Take You Seriously - by Peewee Herman and George Michael

                   7.  Sing Like Caruso - by Axl Rose

                   6.  Childhood Hannukah Memories - by Adolph Hitler

                   5.  My Favorite Rap Songs - by Mother Theresa

                   4.  A Computer Programmer's Guide To Mental Health

                   3.  The Complete Guide To First Aid - by Charles Manson

                   2.  Favorite Children's Bedtime Stories - by Stephen King

                   1.  How To Make Your Food Stamps Go Farther - by Bill Gates

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