Graphic-intensive site!!  Worth the wait!!
(I know, alot of sites say that, but at least this one is funny)



   
America's Most Wanted Team


People are talking !!

"You are too chicken-shit to print this, but you need to get a life, you LOSER."
 ~~~+~~~
 "Have you ever put the bong down long enough to see the sick shit you're putting on the web?"
 ~~~+~~~
"I probably would not be so sick and twisted to create a site like this but then again I understand
  that you live WI? not much else to do, huh?"
 ~~~+~~~
"Your a real dick!  Naturally your a Packer fan...goes hand in hand."
 ~~~+~~~
"You are one classless piece of shit!"
 

Meet The Team !!

Dallas Sucks
Another well placed shot from the grassy knoll 38 Red Z on two, got it.  Lemme go smack my bitch around and I'll be right back. Cocaine?  What the hell is cocaine?  I can't even SPELL cocaine!  That's why I use krack. Troy Aikman warms up for the big game Oh no... ...my teeth fell out again
The Cowboy Linebackers Special Teams Richie Cunningham Pimp daddy Emmitt Pimp daddy Deion
Solomon Page in the Morgantown booking room charged with nocturnal idiocy Tony Hutson illustrates the size of the illegal weapon he was caught with

Lance Rentzel's Post-Cowboy Career


Meet This Year's Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders !!

 Heather    Becky   Tiffany    Brandi 
(Toning her glutes)
 Hillary  
 Jasmine  
(Michael Irvin's 
ex-ho)
 Debbie 
(does Dallas, and the surrounding
suburbs)
 Lisa 

 Tanika 
(Michael Irvin's other ex-ho)
 Linda 
(now you know why they're called COWboys)
 Marnie   Cyndi   Paula   Jan   Alice 
...And Last Year's

Michael Irvin's Post-Cowboy Career

 The Cowboy Way

Jerry Jones' skybox seat  Pick a number between 1 and 99 The official Cowboy travel kit Michael Irvin gets creative with his razor blade Barry Switzer's autobiography
The Cowboy playbook Recruitment poster The Cowboy weekly newsletter Leon Lett's autobiography Sherman Williams' autobiography
Darren Woodson has a delivery from  Joints R Us  Chan Gailey buying porn The only vehicle Erik Williams can legally drive Dexter Coakley and his ho in a custody battle over their illegitimate kid Jerry Jones slips his wife the tongue on their second honeymoon 
The Ramada Plaza City Hotel after Joey Galloway's visit Zsa Zsa Gabor testifying at Galloway's cop-slapping trial Sherman Williams  Bama Buzz®  brand  bonehead weed
Found open on the front seat of Alonzo Spellman's car Found loaded on the front seat of Alonzo Spellman's car Found loaded in the driver's seat of Alonzo Spellman's car Moron Of The Week
Dimitrius Underwood:
The Official Nut of the
Dallas Cowboys
Dimitrius Underwood offers assistance to a paraplegic by robbing him
The Cowboys off-season training facility The Cowboys locker room 
(home and away games)


The Cowboys Finally Sign A Punter
With Distance & Accuracy!!

Nate Newton's Post-Cowboy Career

The Official Nate Newton Drug Bust Ticker

 Sorry coach.  I can't make practice this week.
I'm kinda tied up right now. 

  America's Team!

 ( Well, SOUTH America, maybe )



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