The Tea Party: Not my cup of tea (or whatever it is they're trying to get us to drink)!

Welcome to James Lampert's home page!

Read My Beak: No More Atrocities!

Who is James Harlyn Hayden Lampert? Mr. Lampert is:

*Over 50 pounds lighter than I was, five years ago!

(and you can be, too!)

*A fountain pen enthusiast!

*A railfan and a model railroad enthusiast!

*A programmer!

*A fan and developer of computer sight-gags!

*A typesetter!

*An amateur writer!

*A music lover, beginning music student, and organ geek!

*A figure skater!

*A frequent visitor to the Bay Area!

*A seasoned traveler throughout the United States!

*An opinionated individual with strong likes and dislikes*

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*And into really bad jokes (consider yourselves warned!)

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Where were you, when Everything Changed?

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James H. H. Lampert
JHHL@toast.com
Fountain Valley, CA 92708
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Revised Friday, November 20, 2015
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